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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 09-22-2006, 02:45 PM Thread Starter
 
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Pipe dream thread (pure fantasy, what's yours?)

So after the Isle of Mann competition committee decides to allow prototype machines in the '07 Isle of Mann Sr. TT Race, Honda calls me up and begs me to ride the RC211V Evo machine for them. Sweet $$ and I get my choice of crew chiefs, pit crew, umbrella girls, tests dates and even a brush up race at the Ulster GP.

So I have them contact Team Yamaha's Jerry Burgess (ex-Mick Doohan, now Rossi's crew chief) and secure him for the TT. He agrees and Yamaha steps aside volunteering his current crew. I then get on the phone to secure Jennifer Ellison and Kate Beckinsale for the umbrella girl duties. They readily agree (who knew they were bike nuts?)

When I arrive Michelin provides tires and Arai gives me a Joey Dunlop replica lid. Setting the fast practice lap time I go on to a new circuit lap record and 1st place in the SR TT. The fans go nuts and start a huge riot at that nights victory concert by U2. Bono and I calm them with a duet of "Vertigo"

Backstage my cell phone rings and it is Ducati Boss Claudio Domenicali. So impressed with my peformance at the TT he offers me Loris Capirossi's seat on the Ducati MotoGP team.

And then I wake up What is your fantasy???
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 09-22-2006, 02:52 PM
 
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i'm going to the isle of man TT Races next year, been there a few times great atmosphere you would love it! 2007 is the 100 year aniversery aswell!
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I kept this on the down low...But Ducati North America called me last week wanting to know if I wanted a special edition Desmocedici RR. I told them I couldnt afford it, but thay said it was a gift for helping out with the GP team to sort out some fuel injection problems they had.
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Yamaha called me the other day and wanted to appologize for the crappy service I got the other day. They releived me of my R6 debt and let me keep it. They also gave me a $1.2M tour bus and trailer and said "Pack your bags. You're going on tour with AMA. There's two brand new R1's modded to high heavens waiting for you in the trailer. Where do you want to go first? Bike night at Hooters?"

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Mine's a little different than most...

I want the world as we know it to end... I want MadMax meets Dawn of the Dead... Zombies... An ever-present threat of danger, the feeling of complete desperation, and all the useless BS that everybody thinks, dreams, and fights about... gone. Nothing, but the search for supplies and other survivors...

Or... a Hypermotard, a West Coast Chopper, a custom streetfighter, and for some distant relative I never heard of to die and leave me a few million so I never have to work another day in my life...
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Mine's a little different than most...

I want the world as we know it to end... I want MadMax meets Dawn of the Dead... Zombies... An ever-present threat of danger, the feeling of complete desperation, and all the useless BS that everybody thinks, dreams, and fights about... gone. Nothing, but the search for supplies and other survivors...

Or... a Hypermotard, a West Coast Chopper, a custom streetfighter, and for some distant relative I never heard of to die and leave me a few million so I never have to work another day in my life...
Yeah it is.
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Mine's a little different than most...

I want the world as we know it to end... I want MadMax meets Dawn of the Dead... Zombies... An ever-present threat of danger, the feeling of complete desperation, and all the useless BS that everybody thinks, dreams, and fights about... gone. Nothing, but the search for supplies and other survivors...


Or... a Hypermotard, a West Coast Chopper, a custom streetfighter, and for some distant relative I never heard of to die and leave me a few million so I never have to work another day in my life...

man, sometimes you are soooo creepy!!
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man, sometimes you are soooo creepy!!
Weird... definitely... Never been called creepy before... When I hear creepy I think of that guy who sits in the corner and stares at everyone like he wants to eat them... And I am only slightly curious as to what humans taste like...
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Weird... definitely... Never been called creepy before... When I hear creepy I think of that guy who sits in the corner and stares at everyone like he wants to eat them... And I am only slightly curious as to what humans taste like...
HELLO CLARICE.... Tastes like chicken..
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HELLO CLARICE.... Tastes like chicken..
Actually from what I have read, we have a pork-like flavor... Everyone needs to watch a movie called Ravenous
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My dream is an Aprilla, a hot brunette (all my girlfriends and my ex wife were blondes and they were all psycho), and maybe some warm chocolate chip cookies..
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Id like to race in the Macau GP. And not die.... that race is insane.
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My dream is an Aprilla, a hot brunette (all my girlfriends and my ex wife were blondes and they were all psycho), and maybe some warm chocolate chip cookies..
Gotta love them cookies.
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Did some body say somin about hott brunettes & blondes?





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Did some body say somin about hott brunettes & blondes?
Well, GM, I guess we know what YOUR fantasy is!
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I am all that is man.
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Ummm.. That pretty sums up most of my fantasies too.. Along with an Aprillia to ride off with afterwards of course!!
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no youguys have it all wrong...put me in the middle of those two...theyre ya go.
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