As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Queda male to see any woman (other than his wife) naked, and that he must commit suicide if he catches sight of one.
So this Saturday, September 30th, at 4:00 p.m. EST, all American women are asked to do their part to assist in the safety and security of our great country by doing the following:
Walk out of your houses, completely naked, and help us weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circle your block for one hour to ensure the maxinum exposure, and therefore effect.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they are neither Taliban nor Al Queda, to demonstrate that they believe it's okay to view nude women other than their wives and to show support for all American women.
Also, since the Taliban and Al Queda do not approve of the consumption of alcoholic beverages, a cold 12-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
For good measure, it is suggested that you have various pork products cooking on your grill during this patriotic event.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, and applauds your participation in this activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!