Well then...when you come out for a party...you can go in the woods...
I would normally anyway... I have this thing with peeing outside... It's just me... Amazingly enough, some people get pissed when you do it... I have gotten to the point of asking, "dude I gotta wizz, can I go outside?" Some people want to argue, "why don't you just use the toilet?" Others are like, "umm... yeah... I guess..."
In an empty bathroom... public or private (and I don't like the person)... I tend to fly blind... hands behind my head and aimin' wit' mah hips!
Like an eight year old in a dark bathroom... they call me 'Rimshot'
on a dare my buddy was at the old fashioned "hose trough" style urinals at fenway back before they were removed and when he walked up to the urinal he un buttoned and unzipped his pants and puled his pants and boxers down to his ankles and urinated like that... you should have seen the people scatter.. it was some funnl s#!t..