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[Joke] Top 11 reasons why hockey is superior to football



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11. When's the last time you saw a 100 m.p.h. football?
10. If he played football, coaches would probably make Tyson Nash a kicker.
9. Name just one decent fight in a football game, ever!
8. Who wants to watch guys who need a week between games to recover?
7. Too many boring names like Smith and Jones in the NFL.
6. Players carrying weapons are always more exciting.
5. In hockey, the last line of defense is always the goaltender. In football, many times the last line of defense is a pint-sized punter (although we have to admit it's fun to watch him get his ass run over).
4. Football players are so damn ugly they're all required to wear masks.
3. Ok, you tell me: Sudden-death playoff hockey or sudden-death playoff football?
2. You don't have to tolerate a dictatorial, know-it-all, commissioner who's dragging the quality of the product down. (Oops, scratch that).
1. Four incompetent guys in striped shirts are more than enough to have to endure.
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Actually...about #11. Last monday night's game, Packers and Eagles game they were calculating a pass either Favre or Mcnabb threw in comparison to a 97 mph major league fast ball. Somehow comparing the baseball's size and distance to the football's size and distance. I wonder how the same math would compare puck to football?
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Actually...about #11. Last monday night's game, Packers and Eagles game they were calculating a pass either Favre or Mcnabb threw in comparison to a 97 mph major league fast ball. Somehow comparing the baseball's size and distance to the football's size and distance. I wonder how the same math would compare puck to football?
A football is not frozen solid.
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A football is not frozen solid.

Unless you're playing in Green Bay in January...
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who's tyson nash?
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What is this mysterious hockey you all speak of?






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It's polo without the horses dear...
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I know they have hockey down in your neck of the woods. Ever heard of the Florida Panthers or Tampa Bay Lightning? :LOL:
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I know they have hockey down in your neck of the woods. Ever heard of the Florida Panthers or Tampa Bay Lightning? :LOL:
Actually we have hockey here... it's not NHL, but it's still a blast. And who knew -- Hockey has cheerleaders!! (we affectionately call them the Ice Wh0res )
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It's polo without the horses dear...
Wouldn't that be croquet?
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Actually we have hockey here... it's not NHL, but it's still a blast. And who knew -- Hockey has cheerleaders!! (we affectionately call them the Ice Wh0res )
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Nahh, Croquet is golf for pansies...Now pass them Ice Whores!!!
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12. 107000+ screamin drunk rednecks in one stadium all singing the most annoying song in the world.

oh wait that is football. I like how hockey went on strike and most of the world didn't give a **** it was gone.

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12. 107000+ screamin drunk rednecks in one stadium all singing the most annoying song in the world.

oh wait that is football. I like how hockey went on strike and most of the world didn't give a **** it was gone.
Hockey went on strike?
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Go Lions...




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they suck...

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