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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 09:21 PM Thread Starter
 
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First act as President of the World...

My first act as president of the world is to pass a law that ATM machines will no longer require you to press 1 for english.. ALL ATM machines will be english only and if you want to use an ATM and only speak a foreign language you will have to go through 16 menues to get to the withdraw cash option...


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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 09:24 PM
 
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what about the braille?
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what about the braille?
rule #2 no braille on drive through ATM machines... what blind people are driving up to an ATM machine...
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what about the voice atm? No spanish....
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what about the voice atm? No spanish....
the voice ATMs will all start in english if you want to hear it in any other language it will be a voice recording in their foreign language...unfortunatly the voice on the ATM will be Gilbert Godfreys and played extremely loud...
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well i didnt vote for ya, but hey i like your style. can you get rid of at least half of the chinese food restaurants in the country?
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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-07-2006, 02:00 PM
 
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i LOVE CHINEESE FOOD

but hate the fact that everything starts off with "for English press 1" and having signs in english and spanish, we are in A-M-E-R-I-C-A goddamit speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H
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You have my full support. now, can we also just get rid of 90% of the immigrants that dont speak english? better yet, how about just a 1970's version of America with today's wages, but prices of the 70's?
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they can keep the 70's style porn too
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they can keep the 70's style porn too
Why?
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there was a hidden meaning in that pic wasn't there
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there was a hidden meaning in that pic wasn't there
Nah, I just liked the pic... Large parking lot foliage rocks...
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Why?
i think it should be more like..WHY?

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I wonder what the story behind that guy wearing that fantastic get-up is.
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Laundry Day?? only thing clean??
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the voice ATMs will all start in english if you want to hear it in any other language it will be a voice recording in their foreign language...unfortunatly the voice on the ATM will be Gilbert Godfreys and played extremely loud...

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rule #2 no braille on drive through ATM machines... what blind people are driving up to an ATM machine...
I have always wondered about that...

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