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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-18-2006, 06:25 PM Thread Starter
 
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Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle


you get three meals a day fully paid for
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it


you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you get your own toilet
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat


they allow your family and friends to visit
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family



all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare


you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



you must deal with sadistic wardens
they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-18-2006, 06:40 PM
 
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, i love that the bad part is its so true man. the funny thing is like if u dont pay for water, power and phone. thay just cut it off. In the big house u never have to pay for any of that the big plus is it never gets cut off.
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-18-2006, 08:11 PM
 
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in prison you get sodomized by big burly men

at home you have to pay to be sodomized by a big burly man



lol.... had to add something
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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:19 AM Thread Starter
 
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in prison you get sodomized by big burly men

at home you have to pay to be sodomized by a big burly man



lol.... had to add something


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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:24 AM
 
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Good post 1bad.



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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:30 AM
 
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If you need me, i'll be in prison.
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:36 AM
 
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That sounds like a good trade off...but, I'll take the inconvenience of working so I can run down to a McDonalds for a happy meal any time I want...
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:48 AM
 
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Your chances of getting butt raped are a lot less too.
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Your chances of getting butt raped are a lot less too.
ALOT less.



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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 06:48 AM
 
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IDK, Bee. It's dangerous out there.
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IDK. It's dangerous out there.
You're right. It is dangerous.



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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 08:36 AM
 
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Good post
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 11:19 AM
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Good points.
rep served.

Bee, you still eat Happy Meals.

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-19-2006, 11:51 AM
 
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Good points.
rep served.

Bee, you still eat Happy Meals.
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