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Something funny....

Anyone got anything thatll cheer me up? I just got back from a football game and saw the girl ive been talking to hugging all over another guy and its made me feel like *****...like a funny website or pic or somethin to get my mind off it...damn...this sucks...
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woah it ***'s out the bad words...sweet!
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search taters joke thread...that will kill a lot of time... and braincells..
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search taters joke thread...that will kill a lot of time... and braincells..
been there lost that...er those...took me like an hour tho
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You and Quebec Big Dog need to go have a drink together and find some serious, get your mind off those girls, punanny!
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I recommend hopping on the bike in your avatar.
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Here's a story that might help you out:

I was banging this girl once who came to visit for like a day or two. Me, her and my best friend at the time were hanging out and we're bored. We ended up at a porno shop where there was this huge dong on display. It was enourmous and was molded out of the flexible rubber and looked like the real thing and everything. The packaging was opened on it and everything, so it was for display only.

My friend talk the woman who worked there into giving him the dong for free. The rest of the night we used it like hitting each other with it, we rolled the window and let it hang out of the side of the car and drove around with it like that. It's funny sitting at a light, trying to act perfectly normal while you have a 2 foot c#ck hanging out of your window. We finally threw it at someone who was walking on the sidewalk drive-by style.

Okay, that story was a little gay, but thought it might help. Maybe it was funnier in the moment.

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Here's a story that might help you out:

I was banging this girl once who came to visit for like a day or two. Me, her and my best friend at the time were hanging out and we're bored. We ended up at a porno shop where there was this huge dong on display. It was enourmous and was molded out of the flexible rubber and looked like the real thing and everything. The packaging was opened on it and everything, so it was for display only.

My friend talk the woman who worked there into giving him the dong for free. The rest of the night we used it like hitting each other with it, we rolled the window and let it hang out of the side of the car and drove around with it like that. It's funny sitting at a light, trying to act perfectly normal while you have a 2 foot c#ck hanging out of your window. We finally threw it at someone who was walking on the sidewalk drive-by style.

Okay, that story was a little gay, but thought it might help. Maybe it was funnier in the moment.

were you in FL at the time? a few months ago a few friends and i were in Whataburger at like 3Am and 2 guys and a girl came in and one of the guys had one of those that are 3-4 ft long and was running around waving it and stuff...it was interesting to say the least, one of the girls with us is very much a prude and i thought she was going to DIE!!
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were you in FL at the time? a few months ago a few friends and i were in Whataburger at like 3Am and 2 guys and a girl came in and one of the guys had one of those that are 3-4 ft long and was running around waving it and stuff...it was interesting to say the least, one of the girls with us is very much a prude and i thought she was going to DIE!!
Naa, this was in W. Mass. like 7 years ago. The porno shp isn't even there anymore. My friend and I used to do all sorts of stupid, jack-a$$ type stuff. We used to have bottle rocket wars until we figured out that roman candles were so much better and it's scarier to have a fire ball flying past your head at night in the pitch black.

I think we were hoping that girl would have sex with both of us, but I don't remeber what happened. She was some slut I was banging and didn't really care about her at all.

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heh i wish i could...i took that pic and drooled over it all the way home then realized...I DIDNT EVEN SIT ON IT!!!
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Here's a story that might help you out:

I was banging this girl once who came to visit for like a day or two. Me, her and my best friend at the time were hanging out and we're bored. We ended up at a porno shop where there was this huge dong on display. It was enourmous and was molded out of the flexible rubber and looked like the real thing and everything. The packaging was opened on it and everything, so it was for display only.

My friend talk the woman who worked there into giving him the dong for free. The rest of the night we used it like hitting each other with it, we rolled the window and let it hang out of the side of the car and drove around with it like that. It's funny sitting at a light, trying to act perfectly normal while you have a 2 foot c#ck hanging out of your window. We finally threw it at someone who was walking on the sidewalk drive-by style.

Okay, that story was a little gay, but thought it might help. Maybe it was funnier in the moment.
Me and my friends did some stuff like that once but ours was pretty tame to that...the funniest one had to be the time me and a bunch of my friends were in my friends moms car (maxima) and we were speeding around. We pulled up to a red light and we were listening to music when this old guy pulls up beside us. Hes just sitting there minding his own when my friend says "everyone act gangster". He turned up the bass and we all did the best gangsta impression and looked at the guy. He looked over at us and quickly looked back over at the light. We then proceeded to burn the front tired and sped off laughing our a$$es off...

Now that I read it...its not that funny...it was fun tho...
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Here's a story that might help you out:

I was banging this girl once who came to visit for like a day or two. Me, her and my best friend at the time were hanging out and we're bored. We ended up at a porno shop where there was this huge dong on display. It was enourmous and was molded out of the flexible rubber and looked like the real thing and everything. The packaging was opened on it and everything, so it was for display only.

My friend talk the woman who worked there into giving him the dong for free. The rest of the night we used it like hitting each other with it, we rolled the window and let it hang out of the side of the car and drove around with it like that. It's funny sitting at a light, trying to act perfectly normal while you have a 2 foot c#ck hanging out of your window. We finally threw it at someone who was walking on the sidewalk drive-by style.

Okay, that story was a little gay, but thought it might help. Maybe it was funnier in the moment.
That's pretty good... In HS my buddy had an '81 or something Honda Accord... we used to beat the hell out of that thing... like 50mph drivebys on Main St hitting orange barrells into peoples front yards... That sort of dumbass crap... NE way, one day we were feeling rather lively... we tied a flattened, week old, roadkilled squirrell to his bumper, just off the ground enough so it would touch and spin around... looked extremely disturbing... So we drove around the mall area and people were freaking out... Screaming obscenities at us, "WTF is wrong with you"... "You sick fux!" That sort of thing... We acted like we didn't know what they were talking about... It was pretty funny...
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heh i wish i could...i took that pic and drooled over it all the way home then realized...I DIDNT EVEN SIT ON IT!!!
I don't blame you for drooling. The thing is a beast on the track. if you ever do sit on one, know that the seat will soften up. It's a lil hard at first.
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