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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 10:06 AM Thread Starter
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David Vannette: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
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Im not going there. Im not interesed in the least about how I am going to die.
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That's funny.

Seriously though. I never think about it. I still think I'm untouchable and never think my plane wil crash or anything like that.

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Im not going there. Im not interesed in the least about how I am going to die.
I estimated some of your info but it looks like you'll outlive me!

Ed: At age 78 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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:BAHA:

At age 77 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

reps given, i needed that laugh!!

and to think, i always figured it would be the brick wall I would hit at massive speeds after being thrown from some 2 wheeled vehicle!!!
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stiles: At age 45 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
haha haha haha

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Carlos: At age 47 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Finally back on 2 wheels
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oh holy crap... this is good.

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At age 68 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

That seems a bit unlikely. But funny nonetheless

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post #10 of 50 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 10:47 AM
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Uh oh, I don't have much time, I'm 26 now and this is what I get......

William: At age 33 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


Good thing I don't drink magaritas.
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umm ok then. pretty much what I'd expected.
At age 33 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

life is but a way of killing time until you die. why care how you live, just have fun while you can.
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These are awesome! I like triumph's ahha

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L. Gilbert: At age 105 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Interesting. I smoke waaay too much and am battling MS...I'll NEVER make it past 70 Hell, the bike will probably kill me first on one of my agressive weekend rides.

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and to think, i always figured it would be the brick wall I would hit at massive speeds after being thrown from some 2 wheeled vehicle!!!
i resemble that comment



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drewp eacock: At age 43 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
damn



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Fine I broke down,

Zedder: At age 59 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
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Fine I broke down,

Zedder: At age 59 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
Hmmm... you always struck me as more of an MD 20/20 kinda guy, as opposed to King Cobra.



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Hmmm... you always struck me as more of an MD 20/20 kinda guy, as opposed to King Cobra.



Naaah I dont drink cheap wine.
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kimberly storm: At age 39 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.


that's kinda bleak, and not nearly as outrageous as the rest of y'all. so i only have 8 good years left.

when you turn your bike on, does it return the favor?



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Naaah I dont drink cheap wine.
(Is MD 20/20 a wine? I always thought it was some sorta fruity beer/malt beverage product... Shows what I know!!!)
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