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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-11-2006, 05:25 PM Thread Starter
 
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'Army' friends vs 'Civilian' friends

Found this on another forum I frequent. Thought it was pretty funny!

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Civilian Friends 'VS' Army Friends...
ARMY FRIENDS ARE THE ****:



CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when you're drunk.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ARMY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but hey, that **** was fun as ****!"


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
ARMY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your *****.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ARMY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff, then keep your stuff untill they PCS.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ARMY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ARMY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
ARMY FRIENDS: Will say "Okay just one more." 2 minutes later "Okay just one more."


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
ARMY FRIENDS: Will actually TAKE a bullet for you.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will roll you on your side when you are passed out puking your guts out and sincerely be concerned for your health and safety.
ARMY FRIENDS: will point at, laugh at, draw on you, pour beer on you and leave you to STEW in your own filth.


CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will say HOOAH!.


HOOAH!

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Classic!
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:BAHA: thats good!!
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you got boring civilian friends apparently because I do most of those.

especially this one:
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Laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your *****.

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haha very nice

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I'm guilty of most of those.
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It seems that I have committed most of those....actions...But I don't remember joining the Army?

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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ARMY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
This was done on the regular...
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-13-2006, 12:21 PM
 
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Love it! I may be quilty of some those actions. But you can't prove it without pics! Oh, you have pics? Damn, then i'm screwed
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