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Today was kind of stressful, so I am looking to you people to make me laugh. Post up your bike snaps here by finishing the sentence, "your bike is so..."

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Your bike is so slow, the speedometer registers miles per week.
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Your bike is so ugly, you're afraid to park it at the curb on trash day.
You get the idea. Have fun.
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post #2 of 79 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 09:45 PM
 
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Today was kind of stressful, so I am looking to you people to make me laugh. Post up your bike snaps here by finishing the sentence, "your bike is so..."

Example:
Your bike is so slow, the speedometer registers miles per week.
Or:
Your bike is so ugly, you're afraid to park it at the curb on trash day.
You get the idea. Have fun.



your bikes so slow....... it's a harley.. sorry short notice i'll think up some more
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Your mom has more scratches on her knee pads than you!

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your bikes so slow....... it's a harley.. sorry short notice i'll think up some more
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Your mom has more scratches on her knee pads than you!
OK, I didn't mean to direct them at me, people.
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Your bike is so old it has square wheels...

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this is faster than your bike.
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this is faster than your bike.
This is faster than your bike...
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post #8 of 79 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 10:54 PM
 
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well this kitty outran your grandma and your bike.

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These are funny...especially pickles. Reps served.



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I have absolutely nothing of merit to contribute to this thread, but I'm lovin' it... Keep em coming!
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Your bike is so slow that when you left the stop light, the next light changed fives times before you made it there.........




















sorry that was dumb..haha
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Your bike is so slow that when you left the stop light, the next light changed fives times before you made it there.........




















sorry that was dumb..haha
Weak. Weak, 1bad.



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You're so short, I can see your feet in your drivers license.
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Weak. Weak, 1bad.
I know, I'm trying to think of something good
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You're so short, I can see your feet in your drivers license.
Nice.



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You're so cheap, you could only afford the "Su" when you bought your Suzuki. Just made that up.
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You're so cheap, you could only afford the "Su" when you bought your Suzuki. Just made that up.
I'm not feeling that one. BTW...I'm gonna use this thread to criticize everyone's joke writing ability.



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Your bike is so old, it's called a HO instead of a Honda.......
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I'm not feeling that one. BTW...I'm gonna use this thread to criticize everyone's joke writing ability.
Hey! San Fransisco called. They want their pink bike back.
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Hey! San Fransisco called. They want their pink bike back.




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