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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-24-2006, 09:17 PM Thread Starter
 
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Girls I'd like to punch in the face... But cant. Because thats wrong.

Every guy has had this experience, let me share one of mine with you.


I was at the grocery store buying some alchohol (not the drinking kind, the burning kind) and some other first aid stuff i needed. I head up to the check out line and there is a pretty girl working the register, so I picked her line. I was just casually talking to my friend, laughing, joking, whatnot, and when I get to her in line I start talking to her. I said something like this "hey how are you feelin tonight, (looking at her nametag) jenny" . She kinda shrugs and says she is doing okay. I give her the ol' "I'm sure you'd be better if you weren't at work" bull****, again, just shooting the ****, no strings attatched.

She gives me some sarcastic ass remark and procedes to call me joe (my name is not joe), like I was calling her out or something by using her name.

I was stunned. What is the deal with girls nowadays?

Number one, I wasnt trying to pick her up, that had to be obvious. Just some harmless flirting (if you could even call it that).

Number two, even if I was trying to pick her up I wasnt acting like an ******* or some shovanistic prick who wants to take her for a ride in my benz.

I'd like to think that this girl just doesnt have very mature (or developed) social skills and didnt know how to handle the situation, so she instinctivly turned to aggression. But i see this sort of stuff happening all the time now-a-days.

Even at work I hear girls complaining about how they allways get hit on at work, or out to eat, or at the mall, or wherever, and then ten minutes later they complain that they cant find a boyfriend.

I've even had arguments with them about how if "you treat every guy that tries to talk to you like an ass, the only person you are going to end up with is some douche bag whom takes advantage of you at the club you have to go on the weekend because you dont have a boyfriend because you are so freakin' INSANE".

Its a vicious cycle.


I surely hope some of you can relate to this situation.
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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-24-2006, 09:29 PM
 
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Judge Judy... I'd like to donkey punch her in her ovaries... she is a sexist bioch who is always going against men in her courtroom...

Star Jones... she just anoys me to no end...

Angelina Jolie + Madonna they are both freaks who think that they can do whatever they want because they have $$$$$


that is the beginning of the list it goes on for days
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Judge Judy... I'd like to donkey punch her in her ovaries... she is a sexist bioch who is always going against men in her courtroom...

Star Jones... she just anoys me to no end...

Angelina Jolie + Madonna they are both freaks who think that they can do whatever they want because they have $$$$$


that is the beginning of the list it goes on for days
I have to say if i had the choice of a brand new bike or getting to be on the judge judy show, walk up to her bench, and punch her in the face with her gabble in my fist on live television...

I'd take the bike, but it'd be after a lot of consideration.
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post #4 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-24-2006, 09:55 PM
 
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yeah I know what your saying but hey prostitutes always smile back and they don't expect you to buy them stuff.
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Judge Judy... I'd like to donkey punch her in her ovaries... she is a sexist bioch who is always going against men in her courtroom...

Star Jones... she just anoys me to no end...

Angelina Jolie + Madonna they are both freaks who think that they can do whatever they want because they have $$$$$


that is the beginning of the list it goes on for days
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I have to say if i had the choice of a brand new bike or getting to be on the judge judy show, walk up to her bench, and punch her in the face with her gabble in my fist on live television...

I'd take the bike, but it'd be after a lot of consideration.

I love Judge Judy...
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Katie Holmes. For one, she married and got impregnated by an alien, aka tom cruise. And for two, it might fix that half ass mouth

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That's all I'm saying.
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post #8 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 06:23 AM
 
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A good donky punch never hurt no one.
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well, maybe this girl gets this kind of stuff all the time. you have no idea have difficult it is being pretty.
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well, maybe this girl gets this kind of stuff all the time. you have no idea have difficult it is being pretty.
How would you know, your not pretty.....


























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i'll take sexy over pretty any day.
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i'll take sexy over pretty any day.
Thought you might like that
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post #13 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 09:35 AM
 
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Hey when a chick acts like that at the register... just say something like- "I'm sorry, I figured you don't get flirted with very often and I was just trying to make you feel better about yourself... especially since you don't have much going for you and you're working this dead end job and all". LOL

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Ohhhhh, yes. Let me break out the ladies of the house Us, Star, whatever other crap that they have.

As an appetizer, I'd give a little open handed slap to Katie Holmes, the Olsen twins (maybe a good Three Stooges back and forth), and Jessica Simpson.

The main course would start out with a good back handed slap to Tyra Banks, Nikky Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, and Martha Stewart. The action would then heat up to honest to goodness closed fist punches to Lindsay Lohan, Faith Hill, Britney Spears, and Kirstie Alley.

For desert, it would be a good head lock and knuckle busting punches to Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell, and Oprah. The punching would continue until the squirming or slutiness stopped.

Finally, some good ole' eye gouging, Albert Haynesworth cleat stomping would go out to Kevin Federline, as he is the biggest beotch that I know of at this time.
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Hey when a chick acts like that at the register... just say something like- "I'm sorry, I figured you don't get flirted with very often and I was just trying to make you feel better about yourself... especially since you don't have much going for you and you're working this dead end job and all". LOL




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That has happen to me before when I was of younger age and I never thought twice to give these girls a fistfull of pain. Women are human as are men so I see nothing wrong to broadside some biotch. If they are willing to slap, spit or even better kick me in the nuts they will go down. Just call me a animal many do.
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That has happen to me before when I was of younger age and I never thought twice to give these girls a fistfull of pain. Women are human as are men so I see nothing wrong to broadside some biotch. If they are willing to slap, spit or even better kick me in the nuts they will go down. Just call me a animal many do.
you make a good point... but to hit a woman is equivilant to say hitting a small child.

number one they wont defend themselves

number two they are never expecting it

number three they wont understand why you are standing over them laughing and not getting them a band-aide.
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post #18 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-27-2006, 09:59 PM
 
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First I wouldnt stand over them and second what comes to you mind when struck in the jewels by some ruthless chick? .....revenge maybe?
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well i've never been in that position. but i suppose if a girl was gonna kick me in the nuts she'd telegraph it so soon that i'd be steppin out of the way grabbin her leg and puttin her on her ass. Unless i was drunk.

maybe i dont get out enough.

(and that last part was a joke)
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post #20 of 23 (permalink) Old 11-27-2006, 10:13 PM
 
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Just stating that girls /women are not so fragile thats all.
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