Harley weekend warrior sighting.
I was working some richy rich banquet last night and some guy comes up to my bar and asks for a few drinks... I started shooting the **** with him in hopes he'd slip me a 5 or somethin nice and somehow we got to motorcyles. The guy tells me he rides a bike, so I'm curious and ask "what do you ride then"?...
He says something like "the ONLY bike there is". I know exactly where this is going, but I decide to mess with him and say "oh ya? I have a sport bike too" and then started talking about it. He just kinda stared at me as I was making drinks and talking about my bike and when I get back over to him he says "I ride a harley". I say "oh thats cool I pass a lot of those on the highway, tell me about yours".
He got that stupid look on his face, the kind where somebody calls you out and you dont know what to say. so he says "i'll tell you all about it when I come back up, my wife probobly wants her drink".
He didnt leave a tip, and his wife came up to the bar the rest of the night... hah.