25 Signs You've Grown Up - TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 01:12 AM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 7,333
25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won't
turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather
than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't
apply to you.
GSXR1000DJ is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 01:26 AM
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 45
Good ones DJ.... one thing though... 'you watch the weather channel'... means you bought a bike!! LOL My lil sis gets so sick of hearing that music.
SuzukiGirlNichole is offline  
post #3 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 02:17 AM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

I think this is the other way around..cuz when ur older, ur too lazy to go to the grocery store for dog food.
Need4Speed is offline  
post #4 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 02:49 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 392
OMG, I'm getting old!!!!!
CrunchieJD is offline  
post #5 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 05:46 AM
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 174
Im getting old but not that old yet.
John is offline  
post #6 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 07:27 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 396
I'm not old but the signs tell me I am.
jdog is offline  
post #7 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 08:26 AM
Administrator
 
ShanMan14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: FREE THE HOPS!
Posts: 10,104
That was painful. I don't like getting old.
ShanMan14 is offline  
post #8 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 08:52 AM
V-Twin Moddin
 
Gas Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 38,916
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrunchieJD
OMG, I'm getting old!!!!!
Don't worry as long as your HOTT you'll never be that old.

Besides look at the bright side...neither one of us will ever be as hold as Matt!!!

Matt, couldn't pass that one up!! But I'm with all of you on this one....DAMN gettin old sucks!! Matt please tell me it's not that bad!!!


OOOOO, damn, that one just kinda flew out!! again old guy....DAMMIT it just keep happin...I'm outtie




-Chris
aka Gas Man



Was: 2002 Kaw ZX-9R
IS:


is me till the
Gas Man is offline  
post #9 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 09:55 AM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gas Man
Don't worry as long as your HOTT you'll never be that old.

Besides look at the bright side...neither one of us will ever be as hold as Matt!!!

Matt, couldn't pass that one up!! But I'm with all of you on this one....DAMN gettin old sucks!! Matt please tell me it's not that bad!!!


OOOOO, damn, that one just kinda flew out!! again old guy....DAMMIT it just keep happin...I'm outtie

I knew I should have taken you out on that ride last weekend and left you for dead when I had the chance...
Need4Speed is offline  
post #10 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 11:19 AM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 7,333
Now now ppl...we are only as old as we let ourselfs be.
GSXR1000DJ is offline  
post #11 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 11:30 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,394
Whoo hoo! 15 out of 25. I'm getting there.
No Worries is offline  
post #12 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 11:31 AM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
Quote:
Originally Posted by No Worries
Whoo hoo! 15 out of 25. I'm getting there.
what, getting old?
Need4Speed is offline  
post #13 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 11:42 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,394
Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Speed750
what, getting old?
Nah. I'm already old. Now I'm going to grow up.
No Worries is offline  
post #14 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 12:03 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
Quote:
Originally Posted by No Worries
Nah. I'm already old. Now I'm going to grow up.

nah, who wants to do that..IM a toys R us kid..
Need4Speed is offline  
post #15 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 12:09 PM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 7,333
Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Speed750
nah, who wants to do that..IM a toys R us kid..

That is where I play at. It really helps keep you young there.
GSXR1000DJ is offline  
post #16 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 01:25 PM
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,582
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuzukiGirlNichole
Good ones DJ.... one thing though... 'you watch the weather channel'... means you bought a bike!! LOL My lil sis gets so sick of hearing that music.
You would think with a bike he would do that, but I have to do it for him. Otherwise, he ends up riding home from work in a storm!
3BoyzNaBike is offline  
post #17 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 03:46 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

Not us, we still eat bacon & eggs at 2am..
Need4Speed is offline  
post #18 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 05:24 PM
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,147
I resemble those remarks!!...But I still enjoy going our for wings or burritos at 3am!!
bumblebee is offline  
post #19 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 06:09 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee
I resemble those remarks!!...But I still enjoy going our for wings or burritos at 3am!!

heck yeah...3am is a great time to chow down..plus u can usually have a good time laughing at all the drunks after the bars let out.
Need4Speed is offline  
post #20 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-31-2004, 07:08 PM
V-Twin Moddin
 
Gas Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 38,916
Quote:
Originally Posted by Need4Speed750
I knew I should have taken you out on that ride last weekend and left you for dead when I had the chance...
I'm not sure what you're talking about?




-Chris
aka Gas Man



Was: 2002 Kaw ZX-9R
IS:


is me till the
Gas Man is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome