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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-01-2004, 11:17 AM Thread Starter
 
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The Old man and the Marine.

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in

and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay,"

and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White

House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry". The ! Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is NOT President and does not reside here."

The old man thanked the Marine and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke with the very same Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it!" The

Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-01-2004, 11:20 AM
 
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God help us!!!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-01-2004, 11:23 AM
 
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Very funny. Nice one.
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