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Its Spring of 2009 and an older gentleman shuffles up to the Marine gaurd standing out in front of the White House.

"I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please." says the old man.

"Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she no longer lives at the White House." says the Marine.

"Oh", says the man, and he turns an leaves.

Then next day the man returns and asks the Marine guard "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

The guard replies "As I told you yesterday, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"Oh, thank you." resonds the man, and her turns and leaves.

The next day the old man again walks up to the Marine guard and says "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

Visably exhasperated, the guard responds "Sir, as I have told you, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"I know", responds the old man, "but I never get tired of hearing you say that".

Snapping to attention, the Marine responsonds "Yes, sir, see you tomorrow, sir".
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we'll see who's still laughing when it's time to go to the polls though.
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Visably exhasperated, the guard responds "Sir, as I have told you, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"I know", responds the old man, "but I never get tired of hearing you say that".

Snapping to attention, the Marine responsonds "Yes, sir, see you tomorrow, sir".
I think I'll be in the same boat.... maybe we should get a weekend together to do just that....
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That's hilarious!

I have said it before, and I will say it again... Hillary Clinton becoming pres. would be the worst thing that could happen to our country... I am already pizzed off at the 20%+ of my paycheck goes to the Gov... Having someone in office who rubber stamped EVERY spending bill that came across her desk as a Senator is a recipe for SOCIALISM and the death of our paychecks!
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we'll see who's still laughing when it's time to go to the polls though.
i will be ing my ass off if i see her name on a ballot...



[ ] democrat [x] republican
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i will be ing my ass off if i see her name on a ballot...



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I'm going with Mcain
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i will be ing my ass off if i see her name on a ballot...



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I'm going with Mcain
My vote will be Republican unless the Dems can provide a realistic alternative... Clinton is too far left, Obama has no experience, and I have this unidentifiable feeling like I cannot trust Edwards... The Republicans on the other hand have three strong runners in McCain, Giuliani, and Romney... It's funny though, McCain cannot seem to distance himself from the president... The other two have personal issues that might hurt their chances of nomination... If the Reps can get past Giuliani's marriage issues I think he is the BEST guy for the job... A smart man with a proven track record of excellent leadership...
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My vote will be Republican unless the Dems can provide a realistic alternative... Clinton is too far left, Obama has no experience, and I have this unidentifiable feeling like I cannot trust Edwards... The Republicans on the other hand have three strong runners in McCain, Giuliani, and Romney... It's funny though, McCain cannot seem to distance himself from the president... The other two have personal issues that might hurt their chances of nomination... If the Reps can get past Giuliani's marriage issues I think he is the BEST guy for the job... A smart man with a proven track record of excellent leadership...
but I like McCain more... the dude spent 2+ years as a POW... I don't question his motives about the country

but I do like Giuliani he'd be my 2nd choice
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but I like McCain more... the dude spent 2+ years as a POW...
He's looking for some payback.....
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but I like McCain more... the dude spent 2+ years as a POW... I don't question his motives about the country

but I do like Giuliani he'd be my 2nd choice
Yeah as far as the war is concerned McCain cannot be denied... Not to mention I just look at the guy and like him...

RG did fantastic things for New York and I think he would be #1 in national security just because of his experience there...

It's a tough call, but I think we can both agree that either one would be good... Even though there are so many independent and mixed voters out there who are now leaning Dem, I think either of those two guys would be really hard to beat... Especially once things really ramp up and everyone's political track records are put into question...

It's forever away and I am already getting exicited!
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but I like McCain more... the dude spent 2+ years as a POW... I don't question his motives about the country

but I do like Giuliani he'd be my 2nd choice
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Yeah as far as the war is concerned McCain cannot be denied... Not to mention I just look at the guy and like him...

RG did fantastic things for New York and I think he would be #1 in national security just because of his experience there...

It's a tough call, but I think we can both agree that either one would be good... Even though there are so many independent and mixed voters out there who are now leaning Dem, I think either of those two guys would be really hard to beat... Especially once things really ramp up and everyone's political track records are put into question...

It's forever away and I am already getting exicited!
Yes... for the first time in a LONG time there's a President running I'll vote for because I want them in office... and not because I didn't want the OTHER guy/girl in office (lesser of two evils)
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we'll see who's still laughing when it's time to go to the polls though.
I hope to hell you're wrong. I would HATE to see Hellary get voted into office. And yes, I spelled her name correctly.

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Yes... for the first time in a LONG time there's a President running I'll vote for because I want them in office... and not because I didn't want the OTHER guy/girl in office (lesser of two evils)
Well, I can promise that I will vote AGAINST Hellary for sure.
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hillary prez & pelosi speaker... i'll be better off unemployed!
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I would vote against just about any democrat at the moment; the american people are flip flopping on some important ****. I think we need some people in office right now who can make important descisions based on what needs to be done not on what the majority of americans supposedly say in opinion polls. The prospective candidates for the democratic party are not the type of people that
would be able to do that imo. I think that Mcain or Guliani might be are the types that can make those type of descisions so one of them most likely has my vote.
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hillary prez & pelosi speaker... i'll be better off unemployed!
I'd be screwed I'm Military!
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