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Why?

Why, Why,Why?

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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...my immune system basically makes american bacteria its bitch.
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Why is 7-11 open 24 hrs a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, but has locks on the doors.


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Why are you now a 2 year old?
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why do you have a scary clown in your sig.
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why are we asking questions. we should be asking answers.


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why do we wear underwear
It would look funny out side our paints.

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who wears underwear?


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why do we wear underwear?
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poopy pants
^thats why^

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^thats why^
lmao, props for the quote from another thread
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lmao, props for the quote from another thread

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why do you have a scary clown in your sig.
what do you mean I think he's funny...everytime I look at him he's laughing... just look at'em for a while... you'll see.......

But then I also thought all the Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm streets' where funny too....
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