Actual police replies to questions........ - TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:27 PM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,348
Actual police replies to questions........

The following 15 police comments were taken from actual Dallas Police car videos and distributed by Monica Smith, Director DPD, Public Relations Officer:

#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? "

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

NOW THE TOP 10

#10. "Yes sir, by all means you can talk to the shift supervisor if you think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you that when you run that stop sign again, I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair?......You want me to be fair? Listen pal, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in horsey doo!"

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through the records department. "

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And....................THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!

#1. "Excuse me ma'am? You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, you are right, we don't. Now, sign here."
TATER is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:31 PM
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 534
That's great.
777Customs is offline  
post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:33 PM
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 8,316
Quote:
Originally Posted by TATER View Post

#1. "Excuse me ma'am? You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, you are right, we don't. Now, sign here."
ebbs15 is offline  
post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:34 PM
 
saverok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: nashville,tn
Posts: 3,906
Quote:
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

Quote:
They call me Mr. Saverok
Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver.
saverok is offline  
post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:35 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 3,420
Yes those are great...
byron12 is offline  
post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 09:36 PM
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 462
that was great
kawi 636 is offline  
post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 10:09 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,673
I liked my caption for that jailbait picture better...
OneSickPsycho is offline  
post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 10:21 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,335
Where's pocketrocket? I'm sure he's seen those before.
Captain Morgan is offline  
post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 10:24 PM
 
saverok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: nashville,tn
Posts: 3,906
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Morgan View Post
Where's pocketrocket? I'm sure he's seen those before.



oh no....he is missing too....maybe he was kidnapped by the same people that got Justpucky.

Quote:
They call me Mr. Saverok
Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver.
saverok is offline  
post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-02-2007, 11:09 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,335
Quote:
Originally Posted by saverok View Post



oh no....he is missing too....maybe he was kidnapped by the same people that got Justpucky.
I think she's in the military. Probably out doing some training, like Dlit did a couple month's back. Pocket is probably out rounding up bad guys.
Captain Morgan is offline  
post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-03-2007, 07:09 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 5,535
Quote:
Originally Posted by TATER View Post
#1. "Excuse me ma'am? You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, you are right, we don't. Now, sign here."
upshift is offline  
post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-04-2007, 10:26 PM
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 341
that was hilarious, loved it especially #1 that one was good
Full Throttle is offline  
post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-04-2007, 11:43 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 24,016
NICE.



marko138 is offline  
post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-05-2007, 03:01 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 165
lol funny stuff
crazystang26 is offline  
post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-05-2007, 03:05 PM
TWF Board Of Directors
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,074
Quote:
Originally Posted by TATER View Post

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? "
These are the 3 I'd use most often.
Rider is offline  
post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-07-2007, 04:15 PM
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 668
The last one is definitely my favorite Ugly girl!!
1hottbikechic is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome