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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
> > world. After her talk she offers question time. A little boy puts up
> > his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
> >
> > 'Kenneth.'
> > 'And what is your question, Kenneth?'
> >
> > 'I have three questions:
> > First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
> > Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> > office?
> > And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
> > left the White House?'
> >
> > Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
> > that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,
> > 'Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
> > question?' A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him
> > out and asks him what his name is.
> >
> > 'Larry.'
> > 'And what is your question, Larry?'
> >
> > 'I have five questions:
> > First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
> > Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> > office?
> > Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
> > White House?
> > Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> > And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
> > world. After her talk she offers question time. A little boy puts up
> > his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
> >
> > 'Kenneth.'
> > 'And what is your question, Kenneth?'
> >
> > 'I have three questions:
> > First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
> > Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> > office?
> > And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
> > left the White House?'
> >
> > Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
> > that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,
> > 'Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
> > question?' A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him
> > out and asks him what his name is.
> >
> > 'Larry.'
> > 'And what is your question, Larry?'
> >
> > 'I have five questions:
> > First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
> > Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> > office?
> > Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
> > White House?
> > Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> > And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?

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thats hilarious. where is kenneth.well uh he went home sick. you know shes got the secret service with her when stuff like that happens.



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