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This is a pretty funny add at least It was to me http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamah...89576334QQrdZ1

The seller has no idea what to tell people that are looking at the bike. 207mph and thats without a turbo need i mind you


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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 03-18-2007, 09:53 PM
 
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I used this bike for back roads and corners. It only has 3000 miles over what blue book says. Most people buy a bike new and put a couple of thousand of miles on it and sell it. I liked this bike so much and it was so fast that I kept it.

it's an 05...
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yea so he got some stickers on that baby, they obviously added 50 hp because he got it up to 207 mph... and then he low sided going 20 mph and is now scared to death of it...

just my
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yea so he got some stickers on that baby, they obviously added 50 hp because he got it up to 207 mph... and then he low sided going 20 mph and is now scared to death of it...

just my
naw... I'm going with his buddy's were giving him **** for riding a dinosaur... so he needed the latest and greatest...
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A dinosaur lol


Yeah post up some funny adds you come across.


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not quite the same... but its a bike ad:
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not quite the same... but its a bike ad:
funny ****!
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On the R1... he says stuff to make you think he has something he doesn't. Like the "without a turbo" that bike don't have a turbo but it makes it sound like it does. 207... yeah indicated. That don't count when you went +6 on the rear sprocket!!

And "3000 miles over blue book" does that mean. What's the real milage? he says it that way to make you think its got 3000 miles when in reality it probably has 18,000 miles.

Plus its been crashed! The guy is a squid...
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On the R1... he says stuff to make you think he has something he doesn't. Like the "without a turbo" that bike don't have a turbo but it makes it sound like it does. 207... yeah indicated. That don't count when you went +6 on the rear sprocket!!

And "3000 miles over blue book" does that mean. What's the real milage? he says it that way to make you think its got 3000 miles when in reality it probably has 18,000 miles.

Plus its been crashed! The guy is a squid...


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What he means 3000 over blue book is that the blue book gives an estimate of how many miles is normal for that year of bike

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What he means 3000 over blue book is that the blue book gives an estimate of how many miles is normal for that year of bike
but still... he says he liked it so much he kept it... "unlike most who buy a bike ride it for a couple hundred miles and sell it" 3000 miles... **** I only had 2 1/2 weeks to ride and put over 1200 miles on it... so what... he kept it 3 months longer than most?


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but still... he says he liked it so much he kept it... "unlike most who buy a bike ride it for a couple hundred miles and sell it" 3000 miles... **** I only had 2 1/2 weeks to ride and put over 1200 miles on it... so what... he kept it 3 months longer than most?


I'm with Gman and Marko...
Haha im deffinatly not saying he isnt super

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The guy is full of sh*t.
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When i sell bikes (all my old mx race bikes like my 450f) im just like yeah professionally mantained super fresh motor and tell the truth like needs new fork seals (35$) but if your really worried about them ill buy them and install it after you buy it. Saying stuff like 3 time 250 A class 1st's.
Then start it up and warm up if they ask to ride it ill ride it up and down the street a few times then on the way back do a 500ft long 4th gear (4 speed) stand up to a stoppie and let them take it out once or twice. Ive sold 8 bikes the r6 is my 9th.


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The guy is full of sh*t.
Yea I know this guy....he goes to MTSU with a friend of mine.... he is a total dumb azz....

Those stick on 50 hp makes it a mean fast bike..


I didn't know that it would show up on this site.... I'm going to rag the hell out of him...

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Yea I know this guy....he goes to MTSU with a friend of mine.... he is a total dumb azz....

Those stick on 50 hp makes it a mean fast bike..


I didn't know that it would show up on this site.... I'm going to rag the hell out of him...
You actually know this buffoon? Wow. Cease knowing him. Immediately.



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You actually know this buffoon? Wow. Cease knowing him. Immediately.
ya I know of him....He is a friend of a friend sort of speak...a complete dumbazz. He will argue about everything and is the greatest at them all if you know what I mean....

but I'm deffinetly showing him this...

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Yea I know this guy....he goes to MTSU with a friend of mine.... he is a total dumb azz....

Those stick on 50 hp makes it a mean fast bike..


I didn't know that it would show up on this site.... I'm going to rag the hell out of him...
that guy is a total retard this reminds me of otb's sellers attitude post a while back.
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