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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-26-2007, 04:34 PM Thread Starter
 
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Women can be so mean!

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!
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LOL

That reminded me of the old hurts donut joke. Anyone want a Hurts Donut?

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hahaha!
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:16 PM
 
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pa doesnt need to fix the outhouse, ma needs to mow the lawn.
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pa doesnt need to fix the outhouse, ma needs to mow the lawn.
that's what I was think'n
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 06:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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lmao, I wasn't quite thinking that, it was more like she needs to learn how to fix her own problems, I hate that women are like that
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-27-2007, 10:01 PM
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The visual on that had me lmao.

YA THINK???
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