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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 02:28 PM Thread Starter
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The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man at a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to EXIT the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. So she decides to go up. The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. That sounded good, but she goes up one more floor. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes up one more floor. The sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 02:43 PM
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 02:46 PM
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Sounds alot like reality to me except they pick one from each floor and pile up the child support and alimony!

"Industria, Virtus, et Fortitudo"
(means build it right, ride it hard, and never let up!)

Just Like lightning, only faster!
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