You win, all my good ones are on my hard drive at home.
I gotcha back, devilstonic.
(These are a little on the male bashing side, Low, just a little).
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.
Q: What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A: One goes, "ribbit," the other goes, "rub it."
Q. What does a woman's ******* do when she is having an orgasm?
A. He is usually home with the kids!
Q: Why don't men have a mid-life crisis?
A: They're stuck in adolescence.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What is the definition of nothing?
A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures his nose.