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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 02:51 PM Thread Starter
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Alabama Wedding of the Year(beware)

Alabama Wedding of the year....

Introducing the wedding party:

First the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red):



Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ...... let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride



Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

Last, the cute couple



Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.



At least his head is somewhat proportionate.



What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth?



"You SO crazy, honey ...."



"Here baby, let me help you up here ...."
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You can almost hear the banjo music.

I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
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scary thing is they're cuzn's
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I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!
And two for that guy!
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beauty is skin deep my a$$! her cankles are as big as his waist

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uhh.... well i guess.... they um.... well.... i bet its like Norbit. hes wanting to there as fast as possible. well hopefully before he dies. hes a prisoner



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OMG, I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil. I am going to go find my happy place now.

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All i can say is EEEWWWW...Oh and nice teeth!
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I just had to look at these pictures again, and I must say!

Dear Lord baby Jesus, it looks like she ate half of him!

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OMG, I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil. I am going to go find my happy place now.


or video will work too...


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smeagol and jaba the hutt got married? when did this happen?
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This thread is like a bad car accident. You don't want to look but you have to... then you wish that you never had...



I bet he has to strap a 2x4 to his ass so he doesn't fall in during the honeymoon...

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All i can say is EEEWWWW...Oh and nice teeth!
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