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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-07-2004, 09:04 PM Thread Starter
 
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Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man has hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who go sideways through turnstile going to Bangkok.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Ain't that the truth!

Here is one for ya:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
wake up with smelly fingers.

(thanks DJ for telling me that one, I never forgot it)
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 11-07-2004, 09:10 PM
 
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[QUOTE=3BoyzNaBike

Here is one for ya:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
wake up with smelly fingers.

(thanks DJ for telling me that one, I never forgot it)[/QUOTE]


I love that one. I was told that one a l;ong time ago by ny dad. The great things we learn growing up.
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[QUOTE=GSXR750DJ]
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Originally Posted by 3BoyzNaBike

Here is one for ya:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
wake up with smelly fingers. :lol:

(thanks DJ for telling me that one, I never forgot it)[/QUOTE


I love that one. I was told that one a l;ong time ago by ny dad. The great things we learn growing up.
lol... I must remember to shower before bed then..
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lol... I must remember to shower before bed then..

Or just don't smell your fingers or put them in your mouth in the morning till you do get a shower.
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[QUOTE=GSXR750DJ]
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Originally Posted by 3BoyzNaBike

Here is one for ya:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
wake up with smelly fingers. :lol:

(thanks DJ for telling me that one, I never forgot it)[/QUOTE


words to live by DJ..no wonder you are the way you are today!!

and this one to keep us grounded..

Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.

ok, well, maybe not!!
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Or just don't smell your fingers or put them in your mouth in the morning till you do get a shower.
Both good calls - I will remember that.
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ok, if you guys are doing that, Im definately getting my own hotel room down at the gap!!
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ok, if you guys are doing that, Im definately getting my own hotel room down at the gap!!

I thought we were camping??
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I don't think so!!!




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I don't think so!!!

Did you guys get your reservtations yet and if so where??
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No reservations...Once we set the date for the GAP ride, everything else will fall into place...

We usually stay at a cheaper motel just outside the GAP! Reason being, the county in which the GAP is in, is a DRY county! Dry as in no drinky drunky!

I'll make sure we talk about the date at this month's WOS meeting...




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