son in prison..........
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Son...the ground is too hard for an old man like me to dig up so unfortunately, I won't be able to plant the tomato garden that I love so much... Why did you have to go to prison...I could sure use your help right now."
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dad...do NOT dig up the back yard...that is where I burried the bodies..."
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dad...hope that helped, it was the best I could do under these circumstances, see you in 18 months...12 with good behavior."