Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck?
A: Punch his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?
A: A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!
Q: What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: What does a hillbilly say after sex?
A: Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes
Last edited by devilstonic; 04-05-2007 at 09:51 AM.