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Conspiracy Theories.............

Well, I was just watching King of the Hill and Dale Gribble the paranoid neighbor is always coming up with these crazy conspiracy theories. So I figured I would try to come up with my own. I would like you all to post up your own as well. Lets get some background evidence to back it up to provide a hint of actual validity.


I beleive that China is planning on taking over the United states on New Years Eve. Whenever I eat chinese food I get very sleepy afterwards... It has become customary in most areas for everyone who is staying in on new years to order in chinese food. Hence we all eat chinese food, get sleepy and stay up late... so New Years Day at 9 am while everyone sleeps in they will attack and take over the US......

...so be aware when New Years rolls around.... the chinese are coming...


I'd be interested in any other crazy conspiracies out there........hopefully this should prove for some interesting reading...........
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that's the mad libs of conspiricy theory..... I also like www.littlegreenfootballs.com
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your chinese conspiricy theory is interesting. I say it'll be the russians though.
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ill do my best to fight them off for ya b/c i dont eat chinese food. i usually get sleepy on thanksgiving. hopefully they wont infect thanksgiving day turkeys w/ their dang avian flu! im scared now so im gonna hide for the rest of the week.

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ill do my best to fight them off for ya b/c i dont eat chinese food. i usually get sleepy on thanksgiving. hopefully they wont infect thanksgiving day turkeys w/ their dang avian flu! im scared now so im gonna hide for the rest of the week.
chinese food is nasty :\ EXCEPT FOR FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand aliens you need to realize that everything is controlled by a skater made up of rabbits with help from emos.

The conspiracy first started during holocost in utah. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including perl harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting nails.

They want to stab tree hugers and imprison resisters in alabama using busses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must run. Since the media is controlled by george bush we should get our information from TWF.
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This is not a theory so much as a fact. The government is paying all the barbers in the DFW area to give me a haircut that makes me look fat!! I have pictures to prove it. It is some sort of conspiracy to keep me from finding a mate and having dumpy red headed children who would have saved us from the impending alien wars.












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Dale's not far off. Do not trust our government. Or any government for that matter.

The United States government invented AIDS to kill off the black man. Look it up. That ain't no theory.



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Dale's not far off. Do not trust our government. Or any government for that matter.

The United States government invented AIDS to kill off the black man. Look it up. That ain't no theory.
To paraphrase "the Hitchhikers guide"

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To paraphrase "the Hitchhikers guide"

"Anyone capable of getting themselves elected President............should ON NO ACCOUNT be allowed to do the job!"
hell yea....!!!!

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hell yea....!!!!

THGTTG kicks much red babboon ass
only the book though... the movie SUCKS much red babboon ass
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only the book though... the movie SUCKS much red babboon ass
hmm...

the movie is much better drunk.....



but then again what isn't...

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hmm...

the movie is much better drunk.....



but then again what isn't...
the only way that movie could be good is if I was so drunk I was passed out.
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the only way that movie could be good is if I was so drunk I was passed out.
maybe not that bad...

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maybe not that bad...
no... it most defiantly is!... I think you were too drunk to notice just HOW bad it is
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no... it most defiantly is!... I think you were too drunk to notice just HOW bad it is
thats...a possibility...

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I am 100% convinced that the state of Wyoming doesn't really exist and was made up by our government for one reason or another.
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