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Hillary's First Night As President
Body: Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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Um never happen...Cuz she is a woman and America isnt ready.
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Um never happen...Cuz she is a woman and America isnt ready.
Dont be so sure of that. Our next Prez will be black or female.



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its not cause she is a women, its cause she is a bitchy****



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Um never happen...Cuz she is a woman and America isnt ready.
thats what i told the girlfriend today, but then again this being America, you never know.
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Dont be so sure of that. Our next Prez will be black or female.
wow thats a long shot.

Americans need to do something dramatic to get the government on the right track again... having a female or black president may provide enough shock and awe to do this. There will be a lot of pressure to do good for American people if a black/female is elected, which is where I believe the focus needs to be in the upcoming election.
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thats what i told the girlfriend today, but then again this being America, you never know.
ya, just look at how far sanjiya has gotten...
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wow thats a long shot.

Americans need to do something dramatic to get the government on the right track again... having a female or black president may provide enough shock and awe to do this. There will be a lot of pressure to do good for American people if a black/female is elected, which is where I believe the focus needs to be in the upcoming election.
Rest assured none of that will happen. White, black, red, orange, male or female...it's still the government. And we all know none of those sketchy bastards can be trusted.



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Rest assured none of that will happen. White, black, red, orange, male or female...it's still the government. And we all know none of those sketchy bastards can be trusted.
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wow thats a long shot.

Americans need to do something dramatic to get the government on the right track again... having a female or black president may provide enough shock and awe to do this. There will be a lot of pressure to do good for American people if a black/female is elected, which is where I believe the focus needs to be in the upcoming election.
Partisan politics is the scourge of our country and will be the undoing of this country...

We need to stop voting against, and start voting for.

My theory:
Vote Independent. If the Independents start gaining more steam then the far left/right will take note that people, in general, DO NOT want extremists as our elected officials. F#ck your party, remember the people.
***Note that you should vote on the issues and not by the party in general... However, if you don't know who you want to vote FOR, don't vote against, vote Independent.
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Partisan politics is the scourge of our country and will be the undoing of this country...

We need to stop voting against, and start voting for.

My theory:
Vote Independent. If the Independents start gaining more steam then the far left/right will take note that people, in general, DO NOT want extremists as our elected officials. F#ck your party, remember the people.
***Note that you should vote on the issues and not by the party in general... However, if you don't know who you want to vote FOR, don't vote against, vote Independent.
thats exactly what needs to happen. history has shown that at the dawn of a new political party's dominance social reform has been at its highest. the whole idea of voting for the lesser of two evils is preposterous. why keep these two "ruling parties" in office when they are growing more corrupt and inadequate.
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thats exactly what needs to happen. history has shown that at the dawn of a new political party's dominance social reform has been at its highest. the whole idea of voting for the lesser of two evils is preposterous. why keep these two "ruling parties" in office when they are growing more corrupt and inadequate.
It's not just these 2 parties. The entire world is corrupt.



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not the entire world. just the people occupying it.
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not the entire world. just the people occupying it.
World leaders.



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all humans have a basic instinct to propegate ones self. people with power are just in a better position to do so. we are truely a fickle creature.
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New World Order.



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Dont be so sure of that. Our next Prez will be black or female.


have to dissagree on that one strongly

im a pround and strong republican raised that way and the only way i agree with (just personal opinoin)

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have to dissagree on that one strongly
It would be down right silly to elect another republican after the mockery W. has made of this country. And Hillary and Obama are the democratic front runners.



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thats exactly what needs to happen. history has shown that at the dawn of a new political party's dominance social reform has been at its highest. the whole idea of voting for the lesser of two evils is preposterous. why keep these two "ruling parties" in office when they are growing more corrupt and inadequate.
It's not even the corruption or the inadequacy that bothers me the most... It's the extremism... Old boy Mitt can't get a fair shake because he is a Mormon... Show me one person who gives two chits and a fluck that this guy is Mormon, and I will show you a crazy right-wing nutjob that doesn't represent enough of the population to make a damn bit of difference... However the parties are so short-sighted that they cannot see the forest for the trees...
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It would be down right silly to elect another republican after the mockery W. has made of this country. And Hillary and Obama are the democratic front runners.
*sigh*

It's not the party, it's the person.

Thoughts like this frighten me... Obama is unproven and Hitlery is a socialist... The Dems don't have a good candidate... I take that back... The Dems won't put forth a good candidate.
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