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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-09-2004, 11:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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Makes sense to me

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that muthaf*%@#r upside the head
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 12:11 AM
 
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that muthaf*%@#r upside the head

hhhmmmm.... voilent person are ya?
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post #3 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 01:16 AM
 
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that muthaf*%@#r upside the head
Damn! That's one hell of a workout! Now if only my cousin would let me just bitch slap her...LOL Ohhhh that would make me feel so much better! No to mention I'd get my workout!

Carrie!
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown
BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that muthaf*%@#r upside the head
The perfect answer to life's tricky problems
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post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:02 AM
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yea too bad there are only so many jobs to move around to. because thats about the only place I realy feel like doing that.
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post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:04 AM
 
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Wonderful! I get a good workout then just about everynight DJ walks in the door at 3am.
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Wonderful! I get a good workout then just about everynight DJ walks in the door at 3am.

LOL But I bet he got a better work out from where is was till 3am. Ok since i dont know either of you that was uncalled for.
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LOL But I bet he got a better work out from where is was till 3am. Ok since i dont know either of you that was uncalled for.
Yea lifting a beer bottle!
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post #9 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:30 AM
 
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BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that muthaf*%@#r upside the head

prolly doesn't take that many muscles to haul off and kick 'em in the crotch, either.

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post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:39 AM
 
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prolly doesn't take that many muscles to haul off and kick 'em in the crotch, either.


why is it women always wanna kick us guys in the crotch..

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post #11 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:44 AM Thread Starter
 
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Okay Violet....change it to punch em in the crotch
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post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:52 AM
 
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i'm short, but i'm not THAT short. LOL oh, and N4S... did i saw specifically kick a *guy* in the crotch? i was trying not to discriminate based on sex.

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i'm short, but i'm not THAT short. LOL oh, and N4S... did i saw specifically kick a *guy* in the crotch? i was trying not to discriminate based on sex.


i cant say I know what getting kicked in the crotch feels like from a female perspective ..but i know it aint fun if ur a guy..
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although i think we have the upper hand in that area... as it relates to getting kicked... it still sucks. trust me.
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post #15 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 10:59 AM
 
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although i think we have the upper hand in that area... as it relates to getting kicked... it still sucks. trust me.

i'll take ur word for it girl i dont plan on having my sex change operation until DJ gets his first..
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i'll take ur word for it girl i dont plan on having my sex change operation until DJ gets his first..

I'll refer you to his Dr!!!
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post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 11:49 AM
 
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Yes this is true but it only takes a second to pop in the clip, pull back the slide and bust a cap in their A$$ also.

Violence is good - it is what keeps the world balanced and the PC'ers on edge..
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post #18 of 20 (permalink) Old 11-10-2004, 12:32 PM
 
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why is it women always wanna kick us guys in the crotch..

Maybe it has something to do with the fact they think our brains are in that head???
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Maybe it has something to do with the fact they think our brains are in that head???
they're not?
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Hey I think that virtual bitch slap chick is hott!!! Sorry, couldn't help it!!




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