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post #1 of 74 (permalink) Old 04-16-2007, 12:50 AM Thread Starter
 
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i need a girlfriend

i need a chick, lets see if i can be the first guy matched up though 2WF
a little about me:

Name: matt
Birthday: 4-21-87
Birthplace: aspen
Current Location: mo-town
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: native
The Shoes You Wore Today: the kind that go on my feet
Your Weakness: speed
Your Fears: drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: three meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not get owned
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammmmmn
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: ........what's bed
Your Most Missed Memory: my gixxer
Pepsi or Coke: neither DEW TILL I DIE
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc d's
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: ohhhhhh yes
Do you Sing: negative
Do you Shower Daily: affirmative
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: eventually
Do you want to get Married: once
Do you belive in yourself: negative
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: occuacionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: no (rain is gay cause i can't ride)
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: only my trusty camels
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: 200 on the back tire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: out of debt
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a chick..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i dig short chicks
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: just be yourself (get creative)
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than i'd like to admit
Number of CDs I own: OMFG i'm not gonna count that
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: where to begin


thanks everyone
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post #2 of 74 (permalink) Old 04-16-2007, 12:56 AM
 
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sorry man.... me thinks your right handed all meat pizza eatin azz is prolly gonna need to keep usin the right hand.... most of the lovlies here are taken already..... although I admire your desire to use any and all mediums to try to get some....

but I'll trade you my filthy whore of an ex wife for some bigger pics of your bike... if you got any larger pics PM them to me... I'm lookin at the new gixxer 750 and thinking either custom white with blue pearl in it or that funky paint that changes between purple/green/blue depending on the lighting.......
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Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Tea is gay, but cappaccino is not?

Carry on...
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sorry man.... me thinks your right handed all meat pizza eatin azz is prolly gonna need to keep usin the right hand.... most of the lovlies here are taken already..... although I admire your desire to use any and all mediums to try to get some....

but I'll trade you my filthy whore of an ex wife for some bigger pics of your bike... if you got any larger pics PM them to me... I'm lookin at the new gixxer 750 and thinking either custom white with blue pearl in it or that funky paint that changes between purple/green/blue depending on the lighting.......
Do you have nudies of the ex available?
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Do you have nudies of the ex available?
no she destroyed all the ones I had just before the divorce........ but i'm sure if you hit the bars in MA and get her drunk you can see for yourself... although she is remarried... hey maybe I got a shot at her again now that she's remarried and pregnant again.......
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Lmao
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Tea is gay, but cappaccino is not?

Carry on...
tea and cap are no where near the samething, and yes tea is gay,
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looks a lil floofy to me.... not as floofy as this though



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post #9 of 74 (permalink) Old 04-16-2007, 07:50 AM
 
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You have bikes man, what do you need a girlfriend for? Just ride every day, then pick up a random drunk chick at the bar every now and then. Hurry up and turn 21 too, it seems to help.
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looks a lil floofy to me.... not as floofy as this though


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sorry blackjack, i'm married. too bad though...because i love your bike!
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I was wondering about the one questions that wasn't answered
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Dang why didnt you just ask?..
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This chick rides and all it takes is ANYEXCUSE
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Sorry man, I'm taken too...but there's someone out there for everyone. You'll find the one you're lookin for soon enough.
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hmmm... personals on TWF? eh...

bro dont cheat on yur real girl, your bike! Shes got everything you need, except for one thing....
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