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Why motorcycles are better than women

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.

Motorcycles don't mind you leaving them with other strange motorcycles.

If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your friend's.

Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.

Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.

Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.

When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.

Motorcycles always trust you - no matter what.

You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.

You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.

You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.

When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.

Motorcycles don't look any different in the morning.

Your motorcycle doesn't care if you leave the seat up.

If you throw enough money at a motorcycle you can eventually fix it.
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Great post! I'll rep ya when I can, hun.
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You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.


But at the rest.
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sorry it was part of the joke... Ill never let it happen again!
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sorry it was part of the joke... Ill never let it happen again!
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Yeah but a motorcycle cant suck start a motorcycle.
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Reasons Why motorcycles are Better Than Men

A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Motorcycles never develop spare tires.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles donít get you pregnant.

A motorcycle doesnít care what time of month it is.

Motorcycles donít have parents.

Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

Your motorcycle wonít judge your friends.

If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You wonít have to put your motorcycle through grad school.

If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.

Motorcycles donít care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.

Your motorcycle wonít ogle other motorcycles.

Your motorcycle wonít care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.

If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Motorcycles donít care about breast size.

If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.

If your motorcycle is misaligned, you donít have to discuss politics to correct it.

You donít have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.

You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.

You donít have to go to Tiffanyís to register your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle wonít beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it wonít get limp.

Your parents wonít keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Motorcycles donít insult you if you are a novice.

Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

Motorcycles donít make you late.

You donít have to primp before riding your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle wonít complain when you use protection.

If your motorcycle doesnít look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You canít get a disease from a motorcycle.

Your motorcycle wonít care if you fake it.

motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.

Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

Your motorcycle doesnít have to show off in front of other motorcycles.

Your motorcycle wonít lie to you.

Your motorcycle doesnít care how heavy you are.

In the morning, your motorcycle wonít poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

Your motorcycle wonít shrink when itís cold.

If your motorcycle canít fire up, you can just replace the battery.

You donít have to cook for your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle canít ride around behind your back.

If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.

Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.

Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.

Motorcycles donít need pick-up lines.

You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.

Your motorcycle wonít go for rides by itself.

If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

Motorcycles donít snore.

Your motorcycle will never leave you or break your heart!

Why Motorcycles are better than Men

Your motorcycle will never check other bikes that are cooler or thinner than you.

Your motorcycle will never criticize your girlfriends.

You donīt have to kick your motorcycle to get it to keep going.

If your motorcycle stinks, you can wash it.

Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you have a poster of the bike-of-your-dreams in your bedroom.
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That's funny though, repped ya for it. (of course, I read most of those as how a motorcycle was better than a man)
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A Motorcycle can always wait until you get home.

A Motorcycle doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your family.

A Motorcycle doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.

A Motorcycle doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.

A Motorcycle doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.

A Motorcycle doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hair spray.

A Motorcycle isn't allergic to your cat.

A Motorcycle never forgets to flush the toilet.

A Motorcycle never has to call "the wife".

A Motorcycle never leaves the toilet seat up.

A Motorcycle never suffers from performance anxiety.

A Motorcycle never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.

A Motorcycle will always respect you in the morning.

A Motorcycle will never make a scene because there are other Motorcycles

A Motorcycle won't ask "Am I the first?".

A Motorcycle won't ask for a transfer just when you're up for promotion.

A Motorcycle won't ask to be put through Medical school.

A Motorcycle won't come home late, stinking of beer.

A Motorcycle won't consume all your food or liquors.

A Motorcycle won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.

A Motorcycle won't eat all the popcorn or send you out to get Milk Duds.

A Motorcycle won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.

A Motorcycle won't fall asleep too soon.

A Motorcycle won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep.

A Motorcycle won't insist the little bikes be raised catholic, jewish, or orthodox vegetarian.

A Motorcycle won't leave town on New Year's Eve.

A Motorcycle won't lie to you about having a vasectomy.

A Motorcycle won't make you go to the drugstore.

A Motorcycle won't make you sleep on the wet spot.

A Motorcycle won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.

A Motorcycle won't need to be sucked off.

A Motorcycle won't pout if you have a headache.

A Motorcycle won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun.

A Motorcycle won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.".

A Motorcycle won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.

A Motorcycle won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.

A Motorcycle won't tell you that size doesn't matter.

A Motorcycle won't want to come on your face.

A Motorcycle won't want to join your support group.

A Motorcycle won't wear shorts to your office party.

A Motorcycle won't work your crossword with ink.

With a Motorcycle, you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during
the flu season.

All Motorcycles are fresh and stiff.

Motorcycles aren't into leathers and chains, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits and nuts.

Motorcycles aren't jealous.

Motorcycles can get away any weekend.

Motorcycles can handle rejection.

Motorcycles don't care if you make more money than they do.

Motorcycles don't compare you to a centerfold.

Motorcycles don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.

Motorcycles don't leave you wondering for a month.

Motorcycles don't mind if you enjoy them and a movie at the same time.

Motorcycles don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.

Motorcycles don't tell you they like you better with longer hair.

Motorcycles never asnwer your phone or borrow your car.

Motorcycles never expect you to have little Motorcycles.

Motorcycles never have to tell you what they did while on vacation.

Motorcycles never want to take you home to mom.

Motorcycles stay hard for a week.

Motorcycles won't give you a hickey.

Motorcycles won't go through your medicine chest.

Motorcycles won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.

Motorcycles don't care if you are a virgin.

Motorcycles won't tell anyone you're not a virgin.

Motorcycles won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.

Motorcycles won't tell other Motorcycles you're a virgin.

Motorcycles won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.

Motorcycles won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.

It's easy to drop a Motorcycle.

No matter what age group you are in, you can always get a fresh Motorcycle.

Nobody calls you a bigot for having a favorite kind of Motorcycle.
89. The average Motorcycle is at least seven inches long.


With a Motorcycle, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.

With a Motorcycle, you never have to say you're sorry.

You always know where YOUR Motorcycle has been.

You can have as many Motorcycles as you can handle.

You can keep as many Motorcycles as you want.

You don't have to wait until halftime to talk to your Motorcycle.

A Motorcycle will never call and say, "I have to work late, honey." ...
and then come home with the smell of Channel No. 19 on him.

Motorcycles won't ask about your last lover...
...or speculate about your next.

You can fondle Motorcycles in a showroom...
...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
A Motorcycle will never leave you for...
(a) another woman.
(b) another man.
(c) another Motorcycle.

A Motorcycle never...
(a) snaps your bra.
(b) pinches your butt.
(c) gives you a nuggy.

A Motorcycle will never...
(a) contest a divorce.
(b) demand a property settlement.
(c) seek custody of _anything_.

Afterwards, a Motorcycle won't...
(a) want to shake hands and be friends.
(b) say, "I'll call you a cab.".
(c) tell you he's not the marrying kind.
(d) tell you he is the marrying kind.
(e) call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist.
(f) take you to confession.

Motorcycles won't ask...
Am I the best?
How was it?
Did you come?
How many times?

Motorcycles won't make you...
(a) wear kinky clothes.
(b) go to be with your boots on.
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I think this has come to a draw. Both of you have made great points, and me being a guy I have to say this or my wife will kick my
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I think this has come to a draw. Both of you have made great points, and me being a guy I have to say this or my wife will kick my
Motorcycles are the best!!!

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Motorcycles are just another species!

Seem to be surperior in many was...

when was the last time you saw a human run 180mph?


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I think my gf only does some of the things listed above because I spend more money on my bike than I do on her.

...but I spend about the same amount of time riding both of them which both her and I enjoy.

...by her I mean the bike
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I sense alot of hostility coming from Katherine. <j/k>
good post both sides :P will have to rep you and brizz when i can.
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