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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 04-26-2007, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
 
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ok one for the Ladies

A good woman maintains herself.

A good woman can help you get more motorcycles.

After a good ride a woman will kiss you.

A woman is easier to carry over the threshold.

Most places don't require you wear a helmet when riding a woman.

Both respond to loving attention.

A woman can love you back.

Both can leave you cold, stranded and broke.

Women can be fun in any kind of weather.

Holding on too tight to either one will cause you problems.

A good woman can pay for her own accessories.

You should be a skilled expert before attempting internal modifications to either one.

It's more dangerous to let your motorcycle take you home after a few beers.

A motorcycle can only take you to the beer, a woman can bring the beer to you.

Both come in models that may exceed your abilities.

Both can cause your heart to pound, and make you sweat and shake.

Your parents may disapprove of either.

When a woman tips over she can usually pick herself back up.

When a woman is leaking she will usually stop on her own.

Riding a motorcycle inside the house tears up the carpets.

I can't live without either one.
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Riding a motorcycle inside the house tears up the carpets.
sometimes riding a woman inside the house tears up the carpets too

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Aww, see no matter how much of a man's point of view I have...I have to respect this.
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sometimes riding a woman inside the house tears up the carpets too
just tears up her carpet if you're doin it right.
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just tears up her carpet if you're doin it right.
She shouldnt have carpet.
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She shouldnt have carpet.
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She won't when you're done, you'll rub it all off. Cheap hair removal.
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Hard wood floors are the way to go.


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working on brownie points are we??
They like to know when they are appriciated..Yao Ming?
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In my case one doesn't usually like the other
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just tears up her carpet if you're doin it right.
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She shouldnt have carpet.
EXACTLY what I was thinkin'!!!
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Hard wood floors are the way to go.
If that's what you like, then I guess we will have to accept your decision. I don't like wood for my flooring though, especially hard wood. It's just wrong.

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If that's what you like, then I guess we will have to accept your decision. I don't like wood for my flooring though, especially hard wood. It's just wrong.
In that case, how about... waxed linoleum?
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In that case, how about... waxed linoleum?


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