Okay so I was at the bowling alley tonight for Rock and Bowl. (My hubby and his cousin are professional DJs) Jason and I went into the bar for a VERY well deserved alcoholic beverage. NOW I KNOW everyone at the bowling alley, so when I go into the bar/lounge I feel like I'm Norm on 'Cheers'. I walk in and everyong goes, "KARA!" And I usually respond with, "HEY!" ANYHOO...Jason and I get up to the bar and Jody asks us what we want to drink. J and I order a Snakebite and slam it back. Then we order our drinks. He got a Sex on the Pool Table and I got a Watermelon Jolly Rancher.
While we're waiting for Jody to mix our drinks, We start talking to Renee. And out of the blue this a$$hole comes up to me and asks me if I "put out".
So I look at him and hold my hand up so he can see my wedding rings. And I say to him, "I'm sorry! I only put out to people I like. And well...I DONT like you." Jason about pissed his pants and the whole bar started laughing and high fiving me. WELL A$$hole gets pissed and starts calling me fat a$$ and lard a$$, fat F---ing biotch and all that good stuff. I pulled a Jack Sparrow moment and said, "Stick and stones, love."
He got thrown out of the bar because he slammed down his glass and it busted everywhere. IDIOT! ALL because he couldn't come up with anything better than stupid insults that I've heard over and over. Not only that but I didn't let him get to me.
So yeah that was my interesting night! SORRY! Just had to share!