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Mechanic vs. Cardiologist

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised,
walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"SoDoc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,
repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it
works just like

new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you
get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically
the

same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic ....."Try doing it with the engine running."
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thats hilarious...rept!!
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post #7 of 21 (permalink) Old 05-01-2007, 07:38 PM
 
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Think about this...

If a doctor screws up 1 person could die.

If a mechanic screws up up to 8 people could die not counting all that the vehicle hits.

Just a thought.
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Picture this..Its a joke..common..laugh it up...and besides if the bike mechanic messes up maybe no one dies cuz it wont run..
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Picture this..Its a joke..common..laugh it up...and besides if the bike mechanic messes up maybe no one dies cuz it wont run..
True. mine is a joke too....
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True. mine is a joke too....
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no worries. Just don't want you to think that I have hard feelings cause I'm a tech myself.



Good rebuttle, "cuz it won't run"
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I had a mechanic tell me to look at the oil window for my 02 R6..Hmmmmmmm

FYI the 02 R6 dont have an oil window...
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