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What is a dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you a kiss.

9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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hmmp, ill stick with my snakes.. they don't do any of that.. :\ heh
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My dog could beat up your dog.





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well... my dog will hump your dog even if it is a male!
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well... my dog will hump your dog even if it is a male!
My dog will do that too!



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My dog will do that too!
I think they may be good friends LOL
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My dog could beat up your dog.

That's a bad-azz dog portrait right there.
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That's a bad-azz dog portrait right there.
Puppy's first snow right there. He loved it.


He was swimming in the river this weekend. Now he smells.



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