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Things that you should never do.

This is the beginning of a list of things that we all think you shouldn't do, please contribute as you see fit.
1. riding wheelies past your fiances parents car on the highway.
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post #2 of 112 (permalink) Old 05-04-2007, 10:10 PM
 
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thats a should do if u want her to not bring u around them Some prefer this!

2. You should not do wheelies on the street on public roads without carefully scanning for cops first...
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Shove razorblades up your pisshole.
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tell your inlaws you own a 180mph crotch rocket, and yes i know it will do 180. oh but not 2 up, she pulls on the leather coat at 140!

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2. You should not do wheelies on the street on public roads EVER
Fixed it. Go find yourself a nice parking lot.
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Shove razorblades up your pisshole.
holy crap you are one sick psycho!!

that chit makes my nuts cringe like no other.


You shouldnt ride a wheelie naked and wreck.

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holy crap you are one sick psycho!!

that chit makes my nuts cringe like no other.


You shouldnt ride a wheelie naked and wreck.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RU_v9UtU_jY
I think that ranks right up there!!!
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LMAO read comment number 7 down on it.

Ppls comments are ALLWAYS funny, its a proven fact


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you should never let a recently released con ride beoytch......

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Dont eat yellow snow.
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don't play leap frog with an unicorn.....

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dont try riding a wheelie in rush hour traffic.
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Dont play chicken with a train
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Dont milk the cow with horns....

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Tell your girlfriend's father that she squeezes really really hard when you redline gears
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Dont fart in a enclosed shower...Or a heated car.
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while laughing and pointing at the father,"you thought i was her first!!"
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Dont make love to a porcupine.
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Dont milk the cow with horns....
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