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I dont know if this is a repost , but i just read it, thought i'd share


This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Now that's funny right there....
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That's awesome!

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I wonder if she thanked him for the observation.........
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I dont know if this is a repost , but i just read it, thought i'd share


This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Now THAT is good... Reps!
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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-08-2007, 12:36 AM
 
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LOL that was good
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Stupid f*&%ing tree hugger!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man thats great.



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Snopes says it's False:

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

It's still funny though!

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Ha!!

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That was hilarious. Just think about what the repoters thoughts were as soon as he said it.
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LOL, massive props to that guy.
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I only wish it was as true as it is funny.




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post #18 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-11-2007, 05:11 AM
 
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my only question is this....was that marine actually that womans pimp.
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