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3 men walking.........

got this off my favorite local gun forum............


Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With a blink of t he Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state.
"Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
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I like it Ilike it very much
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love it.

here is a joke probably heard it before but here goes. I change some details to humor myself.

A biker is cruising the coast southern pacific coast and stops to rest. He finds a bottle of jack on the side of the road. He then swirls the bottles contents to see if there is anything inside the liquid heaven. All of a sudden a genie pops out.

"I'll give you one wish, think hard and what ever you want will be yours."

The man thinks, "I want a bridge from here all the way to Hawaii, so i can ride instead of fly there."

The genie says," That's impossible do you know the man power that would take plus the resources to built a bridge like that, how do you expect me to get the support beams all the way to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. You request is materialistic chose something else."

So the man thinks," Ok I want to understand women. I want to understand why they do the things they do, what they are thinking, and how to make them happy."

The genie looks at him," So do you want that bridge to be 2 or 4 lanes?"
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First one reminds me of a classic...

So there's a cowboy, an indian, and terrorist sitting at a bar... The indian laments, "once my people were many, but now they are few." The terrorist perks up and says, "once my people were few, but now we are many!" The cowboy casually looks up from his whiskey and says, "yeah, that's cause nobody's played cowboys and Muslims yet."
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love it.

here is a joke probably heard it before but here goes. I change some details to humor myself.

A biker is cruising the coast southern pacific coast and stops to rest. He finds a bottle of jack on the side of the road. He then swirls the bottles contents to see if there is anything inside the liquid heaven. All of a sudden a genie pops out.

"I'll give you one wish, think hard and what ever you want will be yours."

The man thinks, "I want a bridge from here all the way to Hawaii, so i can ride instead of fly there."

The genie says," That's impossible do you know the man power that would take plus the resources to built a bridge like that, how do you expect me to get the support beams all the way to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. You request is materialistic chose something else."

So the man thinks," Ok I want to understand women. I want to understand why they do the things they do, what they are thinking, and how to make them happy."

The genie looks at him," So do you want that bridge to be 2 or 4 lanes?"




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