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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-09-2007, 08:23 PM Thread Starter
 
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Its Spring of 2009 and an older gentleman shuffles up to the Marine guard standing out in front of the White House.

"I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please." says the old man.

"Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she no longer lives at the White House." says the Marine.

"Oh", says the man, and he turns an leaves.

Then next day the man returns and asks the Marine guard "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

The guard replies "As I told you yesterday, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"Oh, thank you." responds the man, and her turns and leaves.

The next day the old man again walks up to the Marine guard and says "I'd like to see President Hillary Clinton, please."

Visably exhasperated, the guard responds "Sir, as I have told you, Ms. Clinton is not the president, and she does not live at the White House."

"I know", responds the old man, "but I never get tired of hearing you say that".

Snapping to attention, the Marine responds "Yes, sir, see you tomorrow, sir".
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-09-2007, 08:39 PM
 
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One of my favorites. I just hope like hell that it becomes true!! I do NOT want that socialist as a president.
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One of my favorites. I just hope like hell that it becomes true!! I do NOT want that socialist as a president.
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repped just cause it has a marine in it
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-09-2007, 09:48 PM
 
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posted not to long ago, but still funny
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