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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 04:58 PM Thread Starter
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NWS...Truth is the Truth...JOKE!!

Truth is the Truth:


1. Life is sexually transmitted.


2. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!


4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


5. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


9. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?


10. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


11. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.


AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2004:


Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration




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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-16-2004, 05:06 PM
 
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damn, how true is this one..

. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
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I have a problem.....I'm always horny and always hungry......OK, it's not really a problem...at least for me anyway!
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I have a problem.....I'm always horny and always hungry......OK, it's not really a problem...at least for me anyway!

as long your wife is ok with it..ur all good!
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Those were pretty funny. I'm crackin up over here ....maybe i need more sleep
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i liked them, especially the blockbuster analogy(sp).
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3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

This is why I try not to keep alot of food in the house.
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3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

This is why I try not to keep alot of food in the house.

SWEEEEEEEEET!
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3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

This is why I try not to keep alot of food in the house.

a mans gotta eat to keep his strenght up though!! they go hand in hand!
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I guess that depends on what you're eating...




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a mans gotta eat to keep his strenght up though!! they go hand in hand!

Or its always good to have a helping hand.
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