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A COP calls in with this call to 911...HILLARIOUS!

Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot

Police officer Edward Sanchez of Dearborn, Michigan made some pot brownies with his wife and got so paranoid that he called 911 for fear they were dying. The recording of the 911 call is absolutely insane. From a transcript:

Sanchez:I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana...
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do...
Sanchez: Time is going by really, really, really slow...
Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.

http://www.courttv.com/news/2007/0510/pot_ap.html

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I found this hillarious! (especially since my uncle is in a type of law enforcement)
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Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot

Police officer Edward Sanchez of Dearborn, Michigan made some pot brownies with his wife and got so paranoid that he called 911 for fear they were dying. The recording of the 911 call is absolutely insane. From a transcript:

Sanchez:I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana...
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do...
Sanchez: Time is going by really, really, really slow...
Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.

http://www.courttv.com/news/2007/0510/pot_ap.html

^^Link to the story

I found this hillarious! (especially since my uncle is in a type of law enforcement)


all I can picture is Super troopers...

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Eating it is the only way to OD... $5 to whoever finds the actual tape online...
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Eating it is the only way to OD... $5 to whoever finds the actual tape online...
<a href="http://media.freep.com/audio/2007/0510potcop_freep.mp3">HERE</a>

There ya go..it is an MP3 link
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That is AWESOME. I can't wait to send that link to my family that are cops. And its in Dearborn to boot! F'in AWESOME!!

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I forwarded it to my Uncle who is in the CIA and Black Ops in Iraq at the moment, but he used to be a cop on the beat. he got such a kick out of this...and I found the MP3..where is my $5??? hehe
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I forwarded it to my Uncle who is in the CIA and Black Ops in Iraq at the moment, but he used to be a cop on the beat. he got such a kick out of this...and I found the MP3..where is my $5??? hehe

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hahahahahaha....*gladly prints out the $5 and goes to spend it on coffee...or should I say TRIES to spend it*
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i was listening tot alk radio and the people on there were making fun of this.. thats freaking greaT!
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i was listening tot alk radio and the people on there were making fun of this.. thats freaking greaT!
They have this all over EVERY newspaper in Des moines iowa that is a little college or underground paper. It is hillarious..especially listening to the tape! You gotta do that.
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That's ok....soon he'll be saying "would you like fries with that burger..."

YA THINK???
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That's ok....soon he'll be saying "would you like fries with that burger..."
and dont forget to order a shake as well with that,,and make sure then he gives you a cupholder for your drink as you are riding
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i remember we were camping once, and had about an ounce of pot to smoke between me and my buddy... We played star wars, we ate wild berries, we made a fort, we sat by the fire and stared at it for a while, we ate a TON of snack foods, but never did i think i was going to die...

there are certain things i miss about smoking pot, but for the most part... nah.
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i remember we were camping once, and had about an ounce of pot to smoke between me and my buddy... We played star wars, we ate wild berries, we made a fort, we sat by the fire and stared at it for a while, we ate a TON of snack foods, but never did i think i was going to die...

there are certain things i miss about smoking pot, but for the most part... nah.
I will admit that I smoke up and even eaten this stuff, and I have NEVER ONCE thought I was going to die either. I crave food sometimes, but that is all (reason I ate it in the first place, it spilt into the batter). ONLY way I have ever really 'lost' my head while doing weed of any kind was when I took 3 vicodin 10's while smoking pot ( i had an injury, forgot I took the pills since I was still in so much pain and smoked on top of it to try to get the pain away)...that was a BAD idea mixing those 2!
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i 'member when i broke my arm last year, i hate vicadin, as well as any other pill. My heart rate goes through the roof and i loose all control of my penis (urinary functionality as well as sexual) and i have panic attacks.

drugs r bad kiddies. stick with booze, it treats me good nowadays.
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i 'member when i broke my arm last year, i hate vicadin, as well as any other pill. My heart rate goes through the roof and i loose all control of my penis (urinary functionality as well as sexual) and i have panic attacks.

drugs r bad kiddies. stick with booze, it treats me good nowadays.
OMG that is aweful what it does to you! It just gets me VERY loopy--yeah at times it can be fun,,but-- (to the point where I cant ride if I take one)..and the doc always puts me on the 10's..the strongest ones you can get for some reason. I have heard of people having panic attacks from Vicoden before.
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i remember standing over the toilet and almost crying because i thought my dick was broken...



i cant believe this guy was freakin out so hard on a quarter

haha a QP maybe you should be worried about but not that much
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i remember standing over the toilet and almost crying because i thought my dick was broken...



i cant believe this guy was freakin out so hard on a quarter

haha a QP maybe you should be worried about but not that much
I really do feel bad for you. I have taken a few too many of those pills and i've stood over the toilet losing my lunch for about an hour =(

Yeah, a quarter I cant see,,that is one thing that makes it soo funny. Like you said, a QP...oh yes...but I know people who smoke about a half a day...amateurs!
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lol

"oh my mother in law just got here too"...


how the hell do you explain something so rediculous to your family?
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