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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-13-2007, 03:32 PM Thread Starter
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Funny 911 calls

No, I did NOT make these, I found them online:

Caller: "I'd like to make a unanimous complaint, so don't use my name."

Caller: "Could you send the police to my house?"
Call-taker: "What's wrong there?"
Caller: "I called and someone answered the phone, but I'm not there."

Caller: "I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it."
Call-taker: "Is the deer alive?"
Caller: "Oh, no, it's run over. Many, many cars. Again and again, and - OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN!"

Caller: "Am I talking to a real person, or this a recording?"

Caller: "We might (cough) need the fire department here (cough)."

Caller: "Is it okay for a civilian to take a person to the hospital, or does the ambulance have to do it?"

Caller: (irate) "That's 'W' as in Williams and 'Y' as in why."

Caller (on realizing the police are on the way):
"Get the keg outta here, dude!"

Caller: "He's not breathing!"
Call-taker: "Can you get the phone close to him?
Caller: "WHY? You want to hear he's not breathing, too?"

Call-taker: "Does she have any weapons?"
Caller: "Well, she has real long finger nails."
Call-taker: "We'll need a description of him."
Caller: "He's a lawyer."

Caller: "No, she just didn't fall ... I helped her!"

Complaint about a stolen mailbox:
Call-taker: "What is your address?" Caller: "It's gone."

Nurse: "This is Room 314D - that's 'D' as in dead."

Caller: "I'm scared, I just got a Ouija board for my birthday, and now there's writing on my wall and I can't get it off ... this thing is going back to K-Mart first thing in the morning!
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The last one and the one about the keg were the best. Nice find.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-13-2007, 05:24 PM
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Too funny! There's some good ones.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-14-2007, 01:40 PM Thread Starter
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All that you have to do to find these things is go to and type in "Funny 911 Calls" You will find a TON of sites with both mp3 clips, other voice clips of the tapes and transcripts like this one.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-14-2007, 01:48 PM
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thats some funny sheeite
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