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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 07:08 PM Thread Starter
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Do NOT turn on Discovery channel

They just gathered elephant semen by massaging the prostate. A dude was shoulder deep in the elephant. I changed the channel rather quickly, but just not quick enough!!!

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 07:10 PM
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That some strange sh*t tobe showing on Discovery channel. Did the guy doing it have a smile, or at least had flowers. Must have been the third date

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 08:22 PM
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haha i was flippin channels when i seen that too. kinda weird.

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 10:12 PM
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Thats the first post to actually make me laugh out load in a while... good stuff... The post, not the elephant stuff.
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 10:19 PM
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riiiiiight.
49 mins. into the show not fast enough to change channel, huh?

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-02-2007, 10:25 PM
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Did he at least do it right and massage the gnads at the same time?











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They should have at least had the decency to get that elephant a Rhino hooker.

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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-03-2007, 03:58 AM
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hahah I was watching TV yesterday and was surfing through the guide, saw the info on it said something like "scientists artificially asseminate (sp?) a rhino" joked with my GF I dont want to see some guy shoulder deep in a rhino, we clicked on it just for fun and it was that elephant scene. We changed it quickly and laughed our asses off.
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