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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 01:12 PM Thread Starter
 
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Things that you can ONLY get away with saying at Thanksgiving...

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


9 and 10 are the best!!
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 02:11 PM
 
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there are a couple there you still need to be careful of the company you're in or you could end up with a wooden spoon up side the head!!
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 02:17 PM
 
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this one works best AFTER the meal at nite!

7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 03:11 PM
 
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14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up

Ohhh these were great! My fam would get a kick outta this. Hmmm I should retype them and hang them on the fridge...LOL
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 03:31 PM
 
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this one works best AFTER the meal at nite!

7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
dessert?
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 03:31 PM
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Printing out for coversation at the dinner table...
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 03:43 PM
 
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Printing out for coversation at the dinner table...

oh boy.. a prego wife and then she reads these!!
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oh boy.. a prego wife and then she reads these!!

However she may take Number 1. as a compliment!!!
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However she may take Number 1. as a compliment!!!

hell yeah..every chick loves those..
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-22-2004, 05:54 PM
 
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hell yeah..every chick loves those..

And so do us guys as well.
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 01:41 AM
 
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And so do us guys as well.

Yes, this is why Gasman said I'm not allowed to bear any more children!
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