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Getting out of a ticket the smartass way (funny read)

This New Zealander is my hero! He notices a few little things wrong with his ticket and writes a litter about it in the hopes of getting ticket dropped.
Did a search for funny ticket and nothing came up, so hopefully not a repost.
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I wish that I could do that on my most recent ticket.


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Wow. I couldn't even imagine trying to be that much of a jackass to an officer.
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Wow. I couldn't even imagine trying to be that much of a jackass to an officer.
He wrote a letter I am not witty enough to think of that but it sure as hell is alot easier to be a jackass in writing...

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Good for him...at least somebody in the gov't had a sense of humor.

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That turned out alot better than the guy that mailed the picture of the money after he caught red light runnin and the cop mailed back a pic of handcuffs.




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That turned out alot better than the guy that mailed the picture of the money after he caught red light runnin and the cop mailed back a pic of handcuffs.
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Wow. I couldn't even imagine trying to be that much of a jackass to an officer.
It's real easy to grow a pair through the relative anonymity of a letter...
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It's real easy to grow a pair through the relative anonymity of a letter...
It's certainly not an issue of not having a pair.... Its more a matter of respect. I don't see how you could be that disrespectful to someone who was doing their job "to protect and serve" you and others that you could be endangering. Maybe I am crazy though. I've figured out that at this point in my life I will get in a lot less trouble if i am honest with everybody and take responsibility, or just not get caught.

I agree though. If you aren't talking to someone face to face you will say a lot more of what you think.
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It's certainly not an issue of not having a pair.... Its more a matter of respect. I don't see how you could be that disrespectful to someone who was doing their job "to protect and serve" you and others that you could be endangering. Maybe I am crazy though. I've figured out that at this point in my life I will get in a lot less trouble if i am honest with everybody and take responsibility, or just not get caught.

I agree though. If you aren't talking to someone face to face you will say a lot more of what you think.
The guy got a ticket for 72 mph in a 62, so it was probably on a highway and the cop was filling a quota.
Speed traps in residential areas and school zones I'm cool with but on the highway such a small amount over the limit is nitpicky/unnecessary imo. The cop could've easily let him go instead of hitting him with a $120 ticket.

Now at the end of his letter where he brags about using the money he's not going to pay to go streetracing...that's something else entirely.
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