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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 06-11-2007, 09:01 AM Thread Starter
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An amazing night

Out at a bar a woman spot this very well built gourgous man. As she's working up her nerves to talk to him. He walk up to her and began to speak. I saw you across the room and I was wondering if you would have a drink with me. Flattered she agrees. The evening was so wonderful that she ended up at his home as she walks into his bedroom she notice stuffed bears on his shelves. There was large one on the top shelf med. one on the middle, and small one on the bottom. Thinking of how sensitive he was to have these toys she just knew she has found the man of her dreams. That night she gave herself to him and they made the most wonderful love ever. The next morning laying there in his arms she told him how amazing he was. She also asked how was I. He looked deep into her eyes, and spoke .






YOU CAN TAKE ANY BEAR FROM THE BOTTOM SHELF!!!!

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I could have used the bottom shelf bear the other night...
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I could have used the bottom shelf bear the other night...
if she only knew you said that...

I could have used one too though... that's what beer is for!!
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ok wait one second here. It's not like you men come with an owners manual. We don't know how to please you, this is something that must be studied and mastered.

It's not like all women just KNOW that every day is national head day. We don't just know that men like to stick it in our b**t. We don't know that having two women at the same time is something that you all fantasize about. We don't know that kinky hooker s*x is what you really crave. These are things that are mastered over time, women aren't going to just give all of that up on the first try.


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ok wait one second here. It's not like you men come with an owners manual. We don't know how to please you, this is something that must be studied and mastered.

It's not like all women just KNOW that every day is national head day. We don't just know that men like to stick it in our b**t. We don't know that having two women at the same time is something that you all fantasize about. We don't know that kinky hooker s*x is what you really crave. These are things that are mastered over time, women aren't going to just give all of that up on the first try.

I have no problem directing...
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It's not like all women just KNOW that every day is national head day. We don't just know that men like to stick it in our b**t. We don't know that having two women at the same time is something that you all fantasize about. We don't know that kinky hooker s*x is what you really crave. These are things that are mastered over time, women aren't going to just give all of that up on the first try.

It appears you know a lot more then you leading us to believe....
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ok wait one second here. It's not like you men come with an owners manual. We don't know how to please you, this is something that must be studied and mastered.

It's not like all women just KNOW that every day is national head day. We don't just know that men like to stick it in our b**t. We don't know that having two women at the same time is something that you all fantasize about. We don't know that kinky hooker s*x is what you really crave. These are things that are mastered over time, women aren't going to just give all of that up on the first try.

Amen Sistah!!!

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ok wait one second here. It's not like you men come with an owners manual. We don't know how to please you, this is something that must be studied and mastered.

It's not like all women just KNOW that every day is national head day. We don't just know that men like to stick it in our b**t. We don't know that having two women at the same time is something that you all fantasize about. We don't know that kinky hooker s*x is what you really crave. These are things that are mastered over time, women aren't going to just give all of that up on the first try.

maybe you could get the word out to all the other women then... u seem pretty damn enlightened

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