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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 06-16-2007, 03:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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Father's Day.......

Thank God. Run to Home Depot, spend 120 on a leaf blower and he is thrilled.

As oppose to mother's day. Go to the grocery store, buy everything, swing by the florist, buy stuff, swing by the smoke store and buy some cigars, and then off to Central Market for chocolates. Wake up early the next morning, go to mom and dad's, set the table with the fine china, make eggs Benedict for mom and her three friends, brew the tea, serve brunch, serve mimosas on the back porch with strawberries,chocolate and cigars, hand wash the china, and then crash on their couch. How did I let this get to be a tradition?
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Can I adopt you?
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And have a Yankee for a mother? No thanks.


I'd marry a northerner but I could never be freinds with one.
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i got my dad a leafblower for father's day too. must be a common gift. better than a necktie, i suppose.
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i got my dad a leafblower for father's day too. must be a common gift. better than a necktie, i suppose.
And the fact that the only necktie that my dad wears is his Roy Rogers one, those are getting hard to find.
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ugh, i hate my dad. so do my other two brothers...

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And have a Yankee for a mother? No thanks.


I'd marry a northerner but I could never be freinds with one.
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And have a Yankee for a mother? No thanks.


I'd marry a northerner but I could never be freinds with one.
Ok I have to ask WHY? LOL
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ugh, i hate my dad. so do my other two brothers...

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It has taken me years but I have finally let stuff go between my dad and I...we are not close but I did actually send him a card this year.
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Ok I have to ask WHY? LOL



Years of breeding hun (or would that be years of inbreeding )
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It has taken me years but I have finally let stuff go between my dad and I...we are not close but I did actually send him a card this year.
I know someone like this...
I on the other hand am very close to my Daddy (I am his Little Girl)
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i got my dad a leafblower for father's day too. must be a common gift. better than a necktie, i suppose.
Dad loved his leafblower. And there is nothing common about you.

Ok, no more bum kissing for a month.
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Dad loved his leafblower. And there is nothing common about you.

Ok, no more bum kissing for a month.
Leafblower also works great for blowing off car after washing
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Years of breeding hun (or would that be years of inbreeding )
I think you got it wrong sweets :P we don't do that inbreeding stuff up here.
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I think you got it wrong sweets :P we don't do that inbreeding stuff up here.
He was talking about himself. Down south, they are bred (or inbred) to hate the Yanks.
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He was talking about himself. Down south, they are bred (or inbred) to hate the Yanks.
They also think we talk too fast :P
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For father's day, I am getting my tattoo sleeves finished... **** a bunch of leaf blowers...
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For father's day, I am getting my tattoo sleeves finished... **** a bunch of leaf blowers...
So you are getting leaf blowers tattooed on your arm? umm... sweet... yeah... sweet...

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