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They Walk Among Us!

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This actually happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane

..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

...............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friend has a lifesaving tool in his car designed to cut through a seat
belt if he gets trapped. He keeps it in the trunk.

..............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

..............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL ..................................they VOTE!
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That's friggin hillarious!

The first one, wonder if she figured out why her till was off at the end of her shift?

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"
Oh man, I'm soooooo gonna be sleeping on the couch for sharing this one, but it's funny, so I'll risk it.

Chris and I were driving down to Orlando or something... we're on the freeway, cruisin along pretty fast (he's driving). As navigator, I'm on cop patrol (as in, pointing out cops up ahead, etc... cus I have the eyes of an Eagle). I notice a patrol helicopter above, and just say "Helicopter!"

He goes, "Where?"

I bust out laughing, "Um, in the sky... if it were sitting on the ground, it really wouldn't be much of a threat, now would it?"



It's now become a running joke anytime one of us does or says something stupid... one of us will go "Helicopter!" and the other responds with "Where?"

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LMAO!! But very true!
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Just the other night, I walked ito a pizza place. I had a coupon for a 2 large single topping pizzas for $21 So I order one of them pepperoni and the oter half cheese, half candian bacon and pinnapple. So he goes to ring me up and it comes up to $25, I said I had a coupon for $21, said , oh that doesnt include sales tax. I said $4 sales tax on $21, does that make sense to you? He then said oh wait I had to charge you for 2 toppina on the one pizza. I said no, I have only 1 topping, half ahs 2 toppinf, the other half has none, that equals 1 topping, he still didnt get it. I ended up paying onlt $21 for the pizzas but I got 1 pepperoni and 1 half pinnaple and the other half canadian bacon. So I sat there at the counter with a big line behind me, moving the canadian bacon over to the half with the pineapple just to prove to him it was still one topping.
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this one is a classic and some of you prolly hear or even experienced it before.

A instructor calls OCIS (office of computer information and services, IT) and states their pC is broke and we need to come fix it. My Sup. ask whats it doing or not doing? The instructor replies "I pushed the power button but nothing happens." SO I walk over to his office. I look at it expecting a cable/plug or something to been disconnected. NO, not even that I then turned n look at the instructor... and pressed the power button on the monitor. Bingo, its fixed.

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..... NO, not even that I then turned n look at the instructor... and pressed the power button on the monitor. Bingo, its fixed.
I can't count how many times I've been there....
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I can't count how many times I've been there....
working as an IT really shows the stupidity/lazyness of people multiple times everyday

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