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post #1 of 154 (permalink) Old 06-23-2007, 04:04 PM Thread Starter
 
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OH my gawd...

why do women seem to scream this so often during intercourse?
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Because they think someone outside can hear them... and will save them... Little do they know that I have taken them to a place that is so secluded that their cries for help will go unnoticed.
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i kinda wondered that too-because i doubt god has anything to do with whatever dirty kinky freaky nasty thing we happen to be doing with them at the time lol

never cared enough to ask-id rather hear " oh my gawd!" than "oh. god." tho
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Because they think someone outside can hear them... and will save them... Little do they know that I have taken them to a place that is so secluded that their cries for help will go unnoticed.
is that what that screaming is coming from?! i thought i head something in the woods last nite.... can ya put a gag ball on them next time i was trying to sleep

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Because they think someone outside can hear them... and will save them... Little do they know that I have taken them to a place that is so secluded that their cries for help will go unnoticed.
Man thats sick but its so..... true
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is that what that screaming is coming from?! i thought i head something in the woods last nite.... can ya put a gag ball on them next time i was trying to sleep
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lol... ihad one broad who screamed that and ONLY that for an hour and a half once.... we came out and my roommate was like, what the hell is wrong with her... i was like, i dunno, but i finally had to put my thumb in her mouth cuz it was getting ANNOYING, lol
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lol... ihad one broad who screamed that and ONLY that for an hour and a half once.... we came out and my roommate was like, what the hell is wrong with her... i was like, i dunno, but i finally had to put my thumb in her mouth cuz it was getting ANNOYING, lol
Hey, she was VERY religious, alright?

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hah i forgot i made this post... one too many beers on the riding lawn mower.
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I got drunk on Jack and coke while mowing once. The yard looked like crap and I ended up falling off after turning doughnuts....

My wife doesn't scream O My God, though just Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh OH OHH OHHH
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post #12 of 154 (permalink) Old 06-25-2007, 06:59 AM
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I love it when chicks scream. The more vocal they are the better.
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why do women seem to scream this so often during intercourse?
Why are you complaining about what they scream? You should just be glad they're screaming at all!




Seriously though, at that moment, there's really no control over what comes flying out of one's mouth... and oftentimes there just aren't words to describe how great everything feels, so "oh my God" comes flying out (often, and LOUD!)
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i was like, i dunno, but i finally had to put my thumb in her mouth cuz it was getting ANNOYING, lol
Flip her over and have her bite the pillow.... problem solved!
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Flip her over and have her bite the pillow.... problem solved!
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LOL- an idea for a new forum section- Ask Nee!
Somehow I don't think it would adhere to the "family safe" rules of the forum...
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Somehow I don't think it would adhere to the "family safe" rules of the forum...
How much of the stuff on here does?

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How much of the stuff on here does?
TRUE!!! Lately the "family safe" restrictions seem to have loosened up, but I'm SUUUUUUURE an "Ask Nee" forum would still cross the line.
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