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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 01:53 PM Thread Starter
 
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His & Hers Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and

opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I pray beside my bed,

I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store.

Ame
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 02:01 PM
 
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Those were pretty good! I like how the female prayer is way longer than the males...Hmmm...Must be for the fact because we are more thorough.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 02:39 PM
 
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Ours is soooo short because its quick and we are easy to please
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Ours is soooo short because its quick and we are easy to please

Story of a man's life. Quick and easy!!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 02:46 PM
 
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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store.
lol haven't we all!
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-27-2004, 03:29 PM
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That sounds like you wrote it DJ!!!




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That sounds like you wrote it DJ!!!

yes I did.
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I figured!!




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